Every time a F1 driver’s appendix gives up a new rip in the timeline is formed
I’ll explain:
The LAST appendicitis we saw in F1 was Alex Albon in Monza of 2022. Like Carlos, Alex ran FP1 & FP2 before confronting the tummy issues and finding out they were serious. When he was diagnosed and officially unable to race, Nick Devries was called up to drive for Williams for the weekend.
Nick has been waiting in the wings for years, putting in impressive drives in other series but never finding an open F1 seat. He drives incredibly well — qualifies 13th after only 1 free practice session, and manages to finish 9th in the race itself. These are the first points scored for Williams this season.
After the race, Nick had dinner with Max Verstappen, who tells him to give Helmut Marko a call.
That call turns into Nick being signed to then-Alpha Tauri (now VCARB) for the 2023 season.
But that sort of… does not go well. Midway into the season, Nick is dropped for Drive To Survive’s favorite boy, Daniel Ricciardo.
As far as things go, the timeline seems restored. Danny Ric goes from social media support for Red Bull to the beginning of his comeback arc…
Until he crashes into the wall and breaks his wrist.
ENTER: New Zealand’s Golden Retriever, Liam Lawson
Liam is INCREDIBLE. Knocks Max Verstappen, resident best driving boy, out of qualifying!!! This is unheard of. The paddock is alive.
But when Danny’s wrist heals, Liam is sent back into his reserve position.
FLASH FORWARD. We have another appendicitis.
Once again, a smooth operator ignores tummy issues. Drives lots. Finally sees doctor, and finds out he has been putting g forces on an appendix that MUST go.
ENTER: F1’s Peter Parker, Ollie Bearman.
This fresh faced babe is only 18. Is less than 4 one hundredths of a second off of knocking the greatest driver of all time out, Lewis Hamilton, of qualifying. Ironically, in this unspooled timeline that we’re currently living in, the seat that Ollie’s keeping warm? Yeah, next year, Lewis Hamilton will be in that seat.
And Ollie!!!! Is!!! Killing it!!!
He finished SEVENTH… ahead of Lewis.
And Lewis? Lewis is so proud of the literal child that he stands next to his car and waits for Ollie to free himself of the car so he can hug him.
Anyways, welcome to appendicitis 2. Silly season is about to get interesting.
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