Wu: Who Is Morro And Why Does He Want To Kill Lloyd

Wu: what did you have for dinner

Garmadon: a salad.

Garmadon: well, a fruit salad

Garmadon: actually just grapes

Garmadon: fermented grapes

Garmadon: wine I had wine for dinner

“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.

-Kai, probably

Jet Jack: do you have any last words

Faith: yeah I do

Faith: THIS IS FOR IRON BARON, YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH

Misako: number fifteen-

Jay and Kai, in frightening unison: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger

teacher: your son said the f word in class

Garmadon: Lloyd where the fuck did you learn that

Jay: will you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

The other ninja: *kneel down to his height*

Jay: I hate all of you

Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

when she says she doesn’t send nudes