*cough* Lesbians

“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.

-Kai, probably

Acorn Weevil, a crochet pattern designed by Kylie Slee on Ravelry.

Find the free video tutorial here!

lets be pointy with mama

Garmadon: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend

Garmadon: Misako is still pissed. Clouse and I were both drunk and thought it would be hilarious.

tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.

it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.

The lumity show

Lloyd: I went to therapy

Nya: how’d it go

Lloyd: I helped my therapist overcome all his past traumas

Nya: that’s literally the opposite of what you were there to do

Garmadon: SEVEN MONTHS

Chen: what’s wrong?

Garmadon: CLOUSE SAT BACK AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT FOR SEVEN DAMN MONTHS

Area 51 raid AU

“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack

“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane

“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle

“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia

Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith

Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow

Lloyd: it costs $400 to see a therapist and $0 to tell myself that it just be like that sometimes

Nya: n no