Stocks Down

Zane: I saw Kai making coffee this morning

Zane: but he made it with Red Bull instead of water

Zane: the only thing he said before drinking it was “I am going to die”

The lumity show

Hehe hc time

Chen had no idea how to take care of a child, especially after her mother died.

Clouse had to take care of her for a good majority of her childhood. Now Clouse knows a whole lot about taking care of children. He’ll never use this knowledge again.

Chen tried his best to be a good father. He tried to get her everything she wanted and he tried to make her happy.

Chen: let me see what you have

Skylor: a knife!

Clouse: NO

Chen can’t really conceptualize age, if that makes any sense. He tried to teach her sword fighting for her fourth birthday.

Everything Skylor tried, Chen supported wholeheartedly.

Skylor liked to hang out in the factory with the workers and Chen’s guards. She would bring them all snacks behind her father’s back. Clouse knew, but he let her because she wasn’t exactly doing any harm. Chen found out and got angry, but Clouse talked him out of punishing her because it was something she liked to do, and it raised morale in the workers.

She didn’t have a lot of friends her age but she knew all the guards and workers by name.

She went to school in Ninjago City and lived there by herself when she was older but always visited home.

She would sneak around the place in all the secret tunnels. She knows all of them by heart.

Clouse took her to see his pet snake. Skylor and Clouse took turns feeding it. Skylor isn’t terribly fond of it but it’s not like she’s afraid of it. At first, she was afraid of it just because it was so big, but she got over her fear.

She trained her powers herself. She didn’t have a really good way to practice, because she didn’t know any other elemental masters.

She was lactose intolerant as a child, so she grew up on chocolate soy milk. Now she only drinks chocolate soy milk. Normal milk is icky.

Chen and Clouse never set any expectations for her, so she did her own thing at her own pace.

y’all what are your hcs for skylor’s childhood?? i want all of it

angst, fluff, detailed, bullet points, whatever

i want all of it

Lloyd: I went to therapy

Nya: how’d it go

Lloyd: I helped my therapist overcome all his past traumas

Nya: that’s literally the opposite of what you were there to do

Jay has a tik tok but denies it even though he follows all of the other ninja and posts regularly

Change my mind

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

teacher: your son said the f word in class

Garmadon: Lloyd where the fuck did you learn that

Oh man we're going places

tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.

it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.