Leiselpizzatale - Just A Young Fanfiction Author

here, spin this wheel to find out if you participated in stabbing Caesar or if you're just getting a participation trophy because you were there and said "yeah, get him!"

Do you understand my profound disappointment?

Baby’s First OTP Feels: a Tale of Regret

Ahahah oh man an amazing thing that actually happened???  NO Baby girl you are too young for this life and pain.

Her mom thinks it’s hilarious and gave me permission to make a comic out of it? It’s awesome that she has all the Disney movies at her house, and they didn’t know about Miyazaki before! Now they do and watch it with her! I let her watch Totoro weeks after that! She got really into it too!

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Spencer’s is such a funny store as a concept like imagine a store in a regular ass mall where you can buy both sex toys and South Park merchandise

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I used to like baby carrots too. Like, it was almost addiction, coming home after school and eating a whole bag of them while watching cartoons. Then, I got glasses, and suddenly, after a while, they didn’t taste as good as they used to. Now, I still eat them, but only drowned in ranch.

Now that I think of it, there is like two bags of them in my refrigerator now. And I got some ranch too. Let me just-

I went to go get a bag of chips

And walked upstairs with a bowl of baby carrots instead. 

I didn’t even know we had fresh veggies in the house, but I feel like I’m making the right decision here. 

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