Taste Test

Sage needs another father figure in her life

Me when I'm being cringe and self indulgent

I, PeriPerson, shuffle onto the stage and awkwardly tap the mic. The crowd recoils as it rings for a moment. I clear my throat.

“It’s my three year anniversary of posting on ao3,” I say. I am met with silence.

“Didn’t you only post five fics last year?” someone asks from the audience.

I desperately try to change the subject by going into a heartfelt speech about how much JRWI means to me and how Riptide changed me, both as a writer and as a person. The crowd doesn’t take the bait. They’re getting restless. They demand to know why I barely write anymore.

“I graduated high school and started college this year,” I plead. “It’s been a busy time fore me.”

This does not satiate them either. They’re getting closer to the stage now; it’s the make or break moment.

“You wanna see Chip and Gillion making out?”

Silence once again falls over the room. Then, deafening cheering. I bow as roses are tossed on stage. The crowd picks me up and carries through the streets on a throne. I realize the streets are actually a tumblr blog. I have a tumblr account now.

YESSS

more stobotnik

I LOVE THIS SHIP

This is also one of my friends. Unfortunately /lh ily motherfucker but this is gonna be a wild social experiment lmao

@arsonvoid

One of my friends is endeavoring to become a human-run pornbot blog.

I encourage you to block him while you can /friendly /but seriously save yourselves /he's a chronic illness of a blogger

look-a-like

A weekly habit

(Dying robotniks hair black for sm1)

Happy early Valentines day, have something completely out of my wheelhouse! I wasn't joking in my previous comic, Stobotnik has me in a stranglehold (though as a heads up to anyone who doesn't follow me: I don't expect I'll be making more, I'm sorry 😔This is definitely a one-off)

Going through some old art of mine got me missing doing stylized, cartoony stuff so I thought this would be a good opportunity to push myself to bring some of that back into my life. Unfortunately the universe had it out for this thing and tried to stop me with pneumonia (it failed HAH) and every time I got closer to finishing it, I got struck with a new, more hellish stage of illness. I had 2 other panels I wanted to do for this and just had to tap out early😭

TFW your evil gay uncles think they can fakeout makeout you but one of them is 6 ft+ and wearing bright red.

Listen........ I know the "autistic mad scientist with a special interest in robots" trope is getting old, BUT........

That motherfucker makes bzzzt noises in random places and has "dance breaks" there's no way around that

Genuinely, and I need you to understand how genuine I'm being, I could actually write an entire essay on how Robotnik being autistic changes and deepens his character so much and makes him one of if not the most compelling characters I've been privy to!!!! He's so!!!!!!!!! Ugh I need a hobby

HAPPY DAY OF EVIL & GAY!!!🥚🪨💐

actually didn't plan this dedicated to the date but here it is, maybe later draw smh valentinous just to calm my soul, better late than waiting a whole year lmao