Gally: hey! Sorry I’m late I was uh- doing something-
Thomas *running and out of breath*: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE GODDAMN STAIRS.
Thomas: I think if you sucked jello up a tube it would be a nice noise.
Minho: I beg to differ.
Thomas: then beg.
Thomas: change is ineditable
Gally: you mean inevitable?
Thomas *spitting out coins*: no.
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Minho: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning hits him*
Minho: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Minho*
Minho: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Newt: I know your deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Minho: it’s not a joke.
Minho: *sniffles*
Minho: I’m a legit snack.
Newt: how petty can you get?
Minho: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Minho: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Newt: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Thomas: Smad.
Minho: You know I’m starting to regret showing you how the blender works-
Thomas, drinking toast: Why’s that?
Thomas: I turned out perfectly fine!
Newt: Thomas, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Thomas: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN. YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.
HAPPY NEWT DAY EVERYBODY!!
(Today is September 7th, the 250th day of the year)