They Should Block Chatgpt On Uni WiFi The Way They Used To Block Coolmathgames

greatest advice I've ever heard was never beg unless you're in bed. I'll be damned if I waste energy on a mf who can't read

you know that scene where Stacey is a little possessed by an alien and she refers to herself as 'mommy' while being degrading to her husband?? yeah I need her to do that while she's got me gagging on her fingers cuz she shoved them in the back of my throat for talking out of turn

thinking So Fucking Hard about being called puppy for the millionth time

period has resurfaced so many emotions but this is the first time they pass like water and it's so nice. my anger may be quick but at least I don't have someone in my ear telling me it's polluting the water. I'm allowed to feel the same way you did, cunts

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

LESLIE DEAN in S1 of Marvel's Runaways

We never really discussed who was gonna jab.

OH FUCK I forgot I got a guitar too. also another beautiful thing is.. yeah! YEAH! I get amnesia!! and my people just forget the funny stuff!! Then I remember later and it's the best thing ever!! Like there really is a whole system in my brain and they work together for me!! And it makes life so enjoyable!! Holy fawk!