“Do You Have Any Last Words Before I Kill You?” Snarled The Demon. That Was 33 Years Ago And I’ve

I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

The Red Knight by Ami Thompson

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Tea time (toh mini comic)

Yep, I don’t have much to say about this one. Although, I apologize that the anatomy might be a bit rushed,,

ALSO: if you know anything about the kardashev scale and such then you maybe be confused a bit about how it is referred to in this comic. I made a clarification post to try to solve any problems: here

literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like “this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative” like yes Jennifer that’s called conflict and its integral to every story that exists ever.

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

the most zuko thing to ever happen

You are the Chosen One. The Dark Overlord is currently trying to seduce you to their cause. To their great surprise, you accept almost immediately because you absolutely loathe your job and your companions.

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