Your Super Power Has No Destructive Power, But You’re Still A Highly Ranked Superhero. Time Out Puts

Bond seeing the future is cool and all, but can we talk about how Mrs. Yor Briar Forger was way ahead of her time? She didn't act as Anya wanting to protect herself at school was ridiculous or not" girly/lady like."

She also teaches her daughter that her fists are for protection.

To not use her emotions lead her to physically react, remaining cool and calm is something a "big girl" would do and to just walk away.

Smiling and rising above bullies is the best choice.

She also in all of that, taught Anya to not only defend herself, but her friends, as she uses Becky as a scapegoat for punching Damian, despite that being a lie, it's a complex reasoning for such a young, innocent girl.

And with all that, she even teaches Anya misdirection. When Yor drunkily fights Loidman, we see her put Loid in a rhythm, repeating actions to get him familiar with her moves, then catching him off guard.

(At least I'm assuming that's what happens even though we don't see her necessarily teach Anya specifically, Anya's actions show that it may very well have happened) Anya follows this in a sense when she punches Damian. She looks down the hall, not only to see the Headmaster, but it causes Damian to be distracted and looking elsewhere when Anya then punches him while he's off guard.

Yor is amazing. Just from Anya asking how to protect herself, Yor gave her a handful of lessons with both her hands and actions. Yor is a great mother by teaching her daughter how not to only protect herself, but others, and that staying calm and walking away makes you the bigger person.

Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

its kinda trash

Anyways obviously the only correct way to have Deadpool in the spiderverse is if there's just one Deadpool. And he keeps ending up in different universes causing shenanigans but it's always the same Deadpool. He switches art styles/appearance depending on universe. The go-home machine can't figure out if he even has a home universe. (Believe me Miguel has tried.) He hits on most age-appropriate spideys and then hits on their MJs too. Villains in most universes seem to inexplicably know him, or at least know of him. He keeps getting kicked out of HQ. He's 100% aware that all this logic only works because it's an epic crossover and the writers wanted it that way.

Y'all's goin about @burrotello 's super awesome Fight Club AU,

while my headcanon Pomni already knows how to throw them hands XD

Old habits!

Really enjoying totk so far

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salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

I, Sir Pentious’s, List of Things to Build:

1. Matching PJs for the Eggies

2. Warmachine that will DESTROY the Radio Demon and get the attention of the Vees!

3. New warmachine after RADIO DEMON!!! broke the last one (Include updated death ray??)

4. Parachute built into hat

5. Advanced technology to spy on the hotel to impress Vox An “I’m sorry cake.”

6. Nest for me and eggs

7. New coat for the radio demon?

8. Cannon to protect me from a flying cat, tall slutty spider, and a tiny… bug? Cannon to PROTECT the flying cat, tall slutty spider, tiny bug, and close female friends that share a room together.

9. Portable elevator. Stairs suck.

10. Device to prevent me from being thrown off a roof again.

11. Armor against dismembered arms. Also Niffty?

12. Gaydar? Whatever that is, I’m currently unsure.

13. Thing to kill a roomba with knives.

14. Device to open bottles for Husk

15. Quiet door opener/unlocker

16. Shield so Vagatha doesn’t stab me when I go into her room in the middle of the night.

17. Way to remove pornographic images from my brain.

18. SAFE bug killer for Niffty? So less knives

19. Way to remove Valentino from this plane of existence.

20. A safe, loving family for Charlotte.

21. Cookies for the king!!

22. Mechanical duck to get in the king’s favor!

23. Way to fix Father-Daughter relationship? (They did this themselves nevermind)

24. Protection from Radio Demon??

25. Device to get the cat and spider to talk about their feelings so I can stop third wheeling.

26. New wall? Make it indestructible.

27. Flowers Chocolates A bomb for Cherri??

28. Way to break demonic contracts for Angel (and also Husk??)

29. Hangover cure.

30. Prosthetic wings for Vagatha (nevermind she has her own sometimes? Would she want ones for when she doesn’t??)

31. Reinforcements for the building

32. Battle armor for the Eggies

33. Angel killing bullets, bombs, knives, teeth?? And cards??

34. General uniform

35. A moat

36. Poem for Cherri?

37. Angel suggested I added “the courage to actually ask Cherri out,” which I must say is sadly accurate.

38. New egg bois? Or way to resurrect the old ones??

39. Evil but still angelic clothing??

40. Way to communicate with Hell

41. Gift to show affection for Cherri and let her know I’m alive.

42. Way to show memories from Hell for Emily and Molly to see (a device may already exist??)

43. Family reunion for Angel (Anthony??) and Molly.

44. A way to get back home.