Middle-aged Magical Girl.

Rivalry: Charlie & ...Spear?

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Charlie: (holding the spear hostage as she paces around the room) So.... let's get one thing straight here.... You may have come first, but I'M the one who share's Vaggie's bed!

Spear: (taped up from pommel to guard haphazardly with the two ends tied off to the arms of a chair, keeping it in place so it looks like it's sitting) ...........

Charlie: So what if she slept with you for the first few months she was here?! She was scared! You brought her some sort of comfort, and who would I have been if I denied her that? A horrible person, that's what!

Spear: (sunlight glints off it's edge)

Charlie: *gasp* How dare you laugh at me?! I am the Princess of Hell!!! YOU are just a spear! A hunk of metal!

Spear: (slowly falls a little to the side but gets caught by the tape)

Charlie: Well, now I'm the one who takes the right side of the bed. YOU just get to sit in the corner. All. Alone. and WATCH me snuggle Vaggie in a way a piece of scrap metal like you never could.

Spear: ...........

Chair: (slowly spins and creaks)

Charlie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE VIEW!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!

Spear: (glints again as the sun streams through the blinds)

Demon Charlie: (growls as her horns and tail grow) What am I gonna do about it? What am I gonna do?! Oh, don't you worry. I have ways of putting you in your place. (holds up a rough, volcanic whetstone from Wrath)

Spear: (slips a little further)

Vaggie: (enters the bedroom) Hey, babe, have you seen my spear? (sees her spear tied up with Charlie demoned out, gripping the shaft with one hand and bringing a volcanic rock to the spear's edge with the other) What are you doing?

Charlie: (freezes) NOTHING!!!

Vaggie: Uh-huh.... Well, I have to clean the angelic blood off my spear so it doesn't rust, so can I have it back?

Charlie: (stands up straight and riiiiiips the spear from the tape) Of course, babe! Anything for my lovely, sweet, kind, caring, snuggly, super amazing girlfriend!~

Vaggie: Uh... Thanks, hun. I'll be down in the common room if you need me. Love you. (turns to leave)

Charlie: Love you too~ (glowers at the spar resting against Vaggie's shoulder) This isn't over.

Anyways obviously the only correct way to have Deadpool in the spiderverse is if there's just one Deadpool. And he keeps ending up in different universes causing shenanigans but it's always the same Deadpool. He switches art styles/appearance depending on universe. The go-home machine can't figure out if he even has a home universe. (Believe me Miguel has tried.) He hits on most age-appropriate spideys and then hits on their MJs too. Villains in most universes seem to inexplicably know him, or at least know of him. He keeps getting kicked out of HQ. He's 100% aware that all this logic only works because it's an epic crossover and the writers wanted it that way.

It was just a simple “slay the dragon, rescue the princess” quest. But the knight can’t help but feel werid that each city he leaves always seems to have a dragon sighting the very next day, and a lady with draconic features always seeming to follow him in the crowd from the corner of his eye.

ok so i screenshotted this moment because i thought it was pretty cool

the first time we get to see all four elements working together for a common enemy, blah blah blah, but i started laughing because

sokka’s fucking boomerang. sokka threw a fucking boomerang at princess azula, renowned lightning bender and heir-apparent to the throne of the fire nation.

and sokka threw a boomerang at her.

i don’t know who needs to hear this today but if you want a neutral character then make a legitimately neutral character.

no more chaotic neutral characters being like “yeah i know i’m chaotic neutral but i’m going to willing join an organization that doesn’t benefit me as much as i benefit them” they aren’t neutral. they’re good.

also no more “i’m a chaotic neutral so i’m going to cause death and destruction and ruin the lives of everyone” that’s evil, babes.

i mean truly neutral. truly “i’m doing this to serve me and the few people who have proven to stand by me. if you don’t do your part to help me and my cause, you aren’t someone i want in my life” neutral. truly “i don’t care what the higher ups said, killing this guy is what i set out to do and i’m going to so it” neutral. or even “my business hinges on this guy not talking shit so, despite what you or the law says, he’s not gonna be left in a state to talk shit” neutral.

this rant wasn’t prompted by anything but me seeing neutral characters not written or portrayed as truly neutral.

Living Ghost

(quick explanation for my buddies who don’t know Zelda lore: Thanks to wacky time space shenanigans this Link has ended up in a time period long after the events of the games he was in.  He stumbles across his own grave and reunites with a spirit he befriended as a kid who has been watching over said grave.  Poor guy just can’t catch a break when it comes to time shenanigans.)

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

when she says she doesn’t send nudes