thank u @ckducky for drawing funny art of charlie's silly spear jealously and making THIS mental image pop into my head XD
Vaggie: "Thanks for doing this for us again, Ms. Rosie."
Rosie: "Oh my dear you know I'm just TICKLED PINK to help!"
Vaggie: "Well we really need it."
Charlie: "No we don't. I'm acting completely normally for this situation. I am being Totally Rational."
Vaggie: "Sweetie-
Charlie: "TOTALLY. RATIONAL."
Vaggie: "Charlie, you promised you'd be open minded about this...."
Charlie: "I am open! I just also know Rosie is going to AGREE with me on this!!"
Rosie: "Ohoho I suppose we'll see about that, won't we~?"
Rosie: "Now, why don't we put that spear away, hmm? And then the three of us can settling in for a nice long chat while you tell auntie Rosie all abut it!"
Vaggie: "Uh, actually. The spear has to stay."
Rosie: "Oh?"
Vaggie: "I'm kinda just dropping it off?"
Charlie: "Dropping IT off? Oh thanks Vaggie for coming alllllll this way- for the SPEAR."
Vaggie: "Them. I'm dropping THEM off."
Rosie: "... I'm afraid I don't quite follow? You came here for relationship advice, yes?"
Vaggie: "Right. Charlie's having relationships issues."
Charlie: "IT'S NOT AN ISSUE."
Rosie: "You mean, you and Charlie are having issues?"
Charlie: "THIS IS A NORMAL LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION!"
Vaggie: "No."
Charlie: "I'VE BEEN DEALING THIS THIS FOR Y E A R S AND HONESTLY I THINK I DESERVE A MEDAL FOR IT AT THIS POINT!!"
Rosie: "Charlie and... the spear?"
Charlie: "THAT BITCH!"
Vaggie: "Yeah."
Rosie: "I feel as though I understand even less. Isn't your spear-"
Vaggie: "Inanimate, yeah."
Charlie: "Oh don't let it fool you. It knows EXACTLY what it's doing-"
Charlie: "-SEE? SEE!! Look at it GLEAMING all SMUG in the sunlight, all nice and cozy where Vaggie so very CAREFULLY snuggled it into it's own chair-"
Vaggie: "Anyway thanks again Rosie for helping I gotta get back to the hotel."
Rosie: "I.... darling, I'm not sure this quite my...."
Vaggie: (ignores her) "I'll pick th- I'll pick CHARLIE up in an hour."
Rosie: "Wait-"
Vaggie: (smooching charlie's cheek) "Try to talk things out a bit, okay?"
Charlie: "Hmph! There's nothing TO talk about!"
Vaggie: "Okay. But venting to smeone might make you feel better?"
Charlie: "...maybe."
Vaggie: "Good. That's all I care about."
Charlie: (melting) "Yeah?"
Vaggie: "Yep~"
Charlie: "All you care about huh..." (sulking) "What about the spear."
Vaggie: "Literally just a spear, babe." (smooches her again) "Have fun with this, Rosie!"
Vaggie: (leaves)
Rosie: "......"
Charlie: "......"
The spear: (is a spear)
Rosie: "....right then! For this I think, tea will NOT be precisely what we need!" (pulls out a bottle) "One shot, or two?"
Charlie: "Did you know she RUBS that thing with OIL every night?"
Roise: (smiling and nodding) "Five shots it is then~"
Driftcells animatic :)
I, Sir Pentious’s, List of Things to Build:
1. Matching PJs for the Eggies
2. Warmachine that will DESTROY the Radio Demon and get the attention of the Vees!
3. New warmachine after RADIO DEMON!!! broke the last one (Include updated death ray??)
4. Parachute built into hat
5. Advanced technology to spy on the hotel to impress Vox An “I’m sorry cake.”
6. Nest for me and eggs
7. New coat for the radio demon?
8. Cannon to protect me from a flying cat, tall slutty spider, and a tiny… bug? Cannon to PROTECT the flying cat, tall slutty spider, tiny bug, and close female friends that share a room together.
9. Portable elevator. Stairs suck.
10. Device to prevent me from being thrown off a roof again.
11. Armor against dismembered arms. Also Niffty?
12. Gaydar? Whatever that is, I’m currently unsure.
13. Thing to kill a roomba with knives.
14. Device to open bottles for Husk
15. Quiet door opener/unlocker
16. Shield so Vagatha doesn’t stab me when I go into her room in the middle of the night.
17. Way to remove pornographic images from my brain.
18. SAFE bug killer for Niffty? So less knives
19. Way to remove Valentino from this plane of existence.
20. A safe, loving family for Charlotte.
21. Cookies for the king!!
22. Mechanical duck to get in the king’s favor!
23. Way to fix Father-Daughter relationship? (They did this themselves nevermind)
24. Protection from Radio Demon??
25. Device to get the cat and spider to talk about their feelings so I can stop third wheeling.
26. New wall? Make it indestructible.
27. Flowers Chocolates A bomb for Cherri??
28. Way to break demonic contracts for Angel (and also Husk??)
29. Hangover cure.
30. Prosthetic wings for Vagatha (nevermind she has her own sometimes? Would she want ones for when she doesn’t??)
31. Reinforcements for the building
32. Battle armor for the Eggies
33. Angel killing bullets, bombs, knives, teeth?? And cards??
34. General uniform
35. A moat
36. Poem for Cherri?
37. Angel suggested I added “the courage to actually ask Cherri out,” which I must say is sadly accurate.
38. New egg bois? Or way to resurrect the old ones??
39. Evil but still angelic clothing??
40. Way to communicate with Hell
41. Gift to show affection for Cherri and let her know I’m alive.
42. Way to show memories from Hell for Emily and Molly to see (a device may already exist??)
43. Family reunion for Angel (Anthony??) and Molly.
44. A way to get back home.
“Just b/c you’re mythical doesn’t mean you don’t have to work. Werewolf? DEA. Mermaid? Seaborn search & rescue. Demon? Hostage Negotiation. Druids? Forestry. Your talents are saught after, not feared. You CAN get a job.“
This is THE shipping dynamic and you can’t change my mind
the most zuko thing to ever happen
Testing the theory that Metroid fans will call basically anything “still better than Other M”:
A match-three puzzle game framed as performing maintenance on Samus’ powersuit. The final boss is a computer virus she picked up on her last mission because she forgot to update her AV software.
A cooking game set during Samus’ childhood as a Chozo ward following her parents’ deaths. The ingredients are unrecognizeable, and the recipes are written in alien script with no in-game translation.
A Banjo-Kazooie style 3D platformer starring the super-fast bird and those goofy wall-jumping critters from Super Metroid. Samus does not appear at any point.
A text adventure set in the aftermath of the second Zebes mission, where the objective is to successfully navigate the Galactic Federation bureaucracy and get paid for accidentally blowing up a planet.
A visual novel about a mission to an uninhabited world that turns out to be a wild goose chase. There are no Space Pirates, or indeed NPCs or any sort. The dialogue is all Samus talking to herself out of boredom.
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
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