So, the Silence was able to turn Melody Pond into a time lady due to the fact that she was conceived in the TARDIS, and then they raised her to be an assassin. But also, the TARDIS she was conceived in was partially possessed by a giant omnicidal space dog.
This probably isn't true, but it would be really funny if some of Sutehk got into her, and her assassin training was actually teaching her to be LESS trigger-happy. Like, her first word were "I SHALL BRING DESTRUCTION AND DEATH TO ALL LIVING THINGS" and the Silence had to be like "no, sweetie, just the Doctor."
post 3 star ending where Gregory makes a youtube channel and is 90% of the family’s income while Vanessa is jobless
(BONUS UNDER CUT)
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
Linked Universe Anime Opening
whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool
“Just b/c you’re mythical doesn’t mean you don’t have to work. Werewolf? DEA. Mermaid? Seaborn search & rescue. Demon? Hostage Negotiation. Druids? Forestry. Your talents are saught after, not feared. You CAN get a job.“
You are Death. The last living thing has died. You've put the chairs on the tables, turned out the lights, and locked the universe behind you. Something whispers from behind the door.