Temples Are Built For Gods. Knowing This A Farmer Builds A Small Temple To See What Kind Of God Turns

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

Love this

I literally cannot rest and it’s all because of this tiktok

Bond seeing the future is cool and all, but can we talk about how Mrs. Yor Briar Forger was way ahead of her time? She didn't act as Anya wanting to protect herself at school was ridiculous or not" girly/lady like."

She also teaches her daughter that her fists are for protection.

To not use her emotions lead her to physically react, remaining cool and calm is something a "big girl" would do and to just walk away.

Smiling and rising above bullies is the best choice.

She also in all of that, taught Anya to not only defend herself, but her friends, as she uses Becky as a scapegoat for punching Damian, despite that being a lie, it's a complex reasoning for such a young, innocent girl.

And with all that, she even teaches Anya misdirection. When Yor drunkily fights Loidman, we see her put Loid in a rhythm, repeating actions to get him familiar with her moves, then catching him off guard.

(At least I'm assuming that's what happens even though we don't see her necessarily teach Anya specifically, Anya's actions show that it may very well have happened) Anya follows this in a sense when she punches Damian. She looks down the hall, not only to see the Headmaster, but it causes Damian to be distracted and looking elsewhere when Anya then punches him while he's off guard.

Yor is amazing. Just from Anya asking how to protect herself, Yor gave her a handful of lessons with both her hands and actions. Yor is a great mother by teaching her daughter how not to only protect herself, but others, and that staying calm and walking away makes you the bigger person.

If you think about it the imodna slow burn is actually the funniest thing because every second of it is like

Laudna: Imogen I would tear my unbeating heart from my chest and wrap it in my very skin and give it to you if I thought you might want it

Imogen: oh that’s sweet :)

The rest of the Hells: …????

Imogen: time to go stare silently into space with tears pricking at my eyes for 19 minutes because I know she means it platonically and it’s awful for me to want anything else 😔💔

The rest of the Hells: …???¿?????¿?!!!!?????

I feel like with the new ~fandom drama~ or whatever going around, I should re-introduce my favorite theory of fandom, which I call the 1% Theory.

Basically, the 1% Theory dictates that in every fandom, on average, 1% of the fans will be a pure, unsalvageable tire fire. We’re talking the people who do physical harm over their fandom, who start riots, cannot be talked down. The sort of things public news stories are made of. We’re not talking necessarily bad fans here- we’re talking people who take this thing so seriously they are willing to start a goddamn fist fight over nothing. The worst of the worst.

The reason I bring this up is because the 1% Theory ties into an important visual of fandom knowledge- that bigger fandoms are always perceived as “worse”, and at a certain point, a fandom always gets big enough to “go bad”. Let me explain.

Say you have a small fandom, like 500 people- the 1% Theory says that out of those 500, only 5 of them will be absolute nutjobs. This is incredibly manageable- it’s five people. The fandom and world at large can easily shut them out, block them, ignore their ramblings. The fandom is a “nice place”.

Now say you have a medium sized fandom- say 100,000 people. Suddenly, the 1% Theory ups your level of calamity to a whopping 1000 people. That’s a lot. That’s a lot for anyone to manage. It is, by nature of fandom, impossible to “manage” because no one owns fan spaces. People start to get nervous. There’s still so much good, but oof, 1000 people.

Now say you have a truly massive fandom- I use Homestuck here because I know the figures. At it’s peak, Homestuck had approximately FIVE MILLION active fans around the globe.

By the 1% Theory, that’s 50,000 people. Fifty THOUSAND starting riots, blackmailing creators, contributing to the worst of the worst of things.

There’s a couple of important points to take away here, in my opinion.

1) The 1% will always be the loudest, because people are always looking for new drama to follow.

2) Ultimately, it is 1%. It is only 1%. I can’t promise the other 99% are perfect, loving angels, but the “terrible fandom” is still only 1% complete utter garbage.

3) No fandom should ever be judged by their 1%. Big fandoms always look worse, small fandoms always look better. It’s not a good metric.

So remember, if you’re ever feeling disheartened by your fandom’s activity- it’s just 1%, people. Do your part not to be a part of it.

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

OK HERE ME OUT-

You are apparently the most powerful magical being of your time. But the thing is….you’re not. You spend the entire story trying to convince everyone that’s you’re not being humble, you’re genuinely not the person they’re looking for

suddenly stuck by the thought of Charlie, in the early days of chaggie, getting lonely and insecure whenever Vaggie took time away from them to clean and check over her stupid angel spear, to the point that at least ONCE Charlie full on seduced Vaggie away from weapon maintenance and back to bed JUST to prove she could

like, with vaggie in canon getting jealous over something dumb-

(Charlie, one of the friendliest people ever, holding hands with Emily, the other friendliest person ever)

it'd be so funny, charlie getting equally jealous over something just as silly- and having a running feud with vaggie's 100% non sentient spear, not only for taking up vaggie's attention but ALSO for being (in charlie's very private opinion) an unhealthy and self destructive influence on vaggie's life (it's mainly the first reason though) (vaggie likes keeping the spear near or under their bed and sometimes reaches out to grab it in her sleep and THOSE are the days charlie starts off with a scowl) (she was lying Right There next to vaggie) (and she is much softer and warmer and more cuddly than any stupid spear)