Who Wants To See The Best Birthday Boy In The Entire Universe

ig / twi

“No one fucks with my baby,” by Hozier is so good and I just HAD TO CREATE AN AU FOR IT AND DRAW SOME PICTURES FOR IT sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Warning: there is a butt so. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

*When the meaning is gone*

*There is clarity*

*And the reason comes, on the common tongue*

*Of your lovin’ me.*

as we say here in brazil: god in heaven, matt holt on earth

Me, shipping what I want, ignoring antis:

You recently answered an ask about fics where keith sleeps around and you suggested to search the promiscuous keith tag but as far as I can tell it only has 2 fics in it. Do you have any more that would fit that?

It appears the tag has like, 6 fics, but yeah, not a lot in there; it’s not usually a tagged thing so it’s hard to search for. Here’s a couple more, though:

Learning to Love the Hard Way: A Guide by Takashi Shirogane - haunted_dragon

4k. (Not rated). Contains: Allura/Lance, Matt/Keith, James/Keith, Kinkade/Keith, James/Kinkade/Keith.

Keith sleeps around to tease Shiro.

drive - spells

6k. (Teen).

 All we do is drive    All we do is think about the feelings that we hide    All we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign    Sick and full of pride    All we do is drive

Keith and Shiro hook up with other people to make each other jealous, hiding how they really feel. Eventually, Keith gets sick of it.

important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG

A little late to the party, but I wanted to show my respect for Oppy…

So long, friend of humanity and progress…

yeehaw!

The Emperor’s Downfall

The world was on fire and no one could save me but you. It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do. I never dreamed that I’d meet somebody like you. And I never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you, No, I don’t wanna fall in love No, I Don’t wanna fall in love With you

- “Wicked Game” (cover) by Ursine Vulpine feat. Annaca

So… I had this color palette… and I escalated. Because I was in dire need of some fluff, but I also wanted some more angst and yeah. This happened.

At some point Keith fell in love with the Champion who in return loved his Emperor. And with “love” I mean he’d burn the whole damn universe to ashes for Keith with an almost animalistic kind of conation. His heart might be shattered, a blackness festering at its very core, but it will always know where it belongs.

So Keith fell. And he fell hard. Despite the tragedy he knew this was bound to end in.