Why Am I Never Able To Be Casual About Anything Ever

“Last Halloween me and my spouse dressed up as an acorn weevil and acorn and won our local costume contest! Both outfits made by hand 🐛”

now this is that good shit

Scars newest addition to the zoo or something. WHAT!!!!!

having to cut my nails short makes me feel naked. i can no longer scratch ! this is torture ! 🙁

why am i never able to be casual about anything ever

I had a vision

Pls reblog :3 <33

has anyone done this before

ryan ross is alive and posting on instagram and suddenly i love my life and everything is going splendidly

let’s pick up pick up

0.001%...... this is so bad. i think i'm probs the no1 behind the sea - alternate version fan

OUR TIME AT TIT WAS INCREDIBLE !!! the most fun i have EVER had, from making bracelets beforehand and all the days of waiting leading up to it to the actual show !!! i keep crying over it i am not okay (i promise). i've never felt so comfortable and safe somewhere, you could tell how excited everyone was and i felt like i fit in. thank you so so so SO much for taking me my love, i'm so thankful for this memory and you !!! my wonderful dan 💗💗

ME AND MY MOST AMAZING GIRLFRIEND WENT TO SEE TIT TOUR ON THE 22ND JAN BIRMINGHAM SHOW!! I can't express how much this show meant to me and how incredible the atmosphere was. Dan and Phil were so comedic and fun and heartwarming and the ENDING HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD AND WON'T LEAVE!! My Phil, thank you for coming with me, it wouldn't have been the same without you and it was the most fun I've ever had💕

(Also the bracelets we had were Pheal, Golden Hog, Sister Daniel, Father Philip, TIT tour, BWAGFEO, TWTMFIEH, the bedsheet patterns, Pretty Odd, Sanders Sides)