If U Verbally Give Me A Set Of Instructions That Has More Than TWO Steps I Promise U I Will Not Retain

REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT LGBT EQUAL RIGHTS!!!!!!!

Okay so I know there is about ten thousand of these going around the internet but this is for an assignment and every note counts. Pretty Please xx

Walking in on the wrong class

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

So today, I broke my wrist. How? Well, I was playing Pokémon Go at Sugarhouse Park. After throwing a Pokéball at an elusive Wailmer, I heard a honk noise. So I looked behind me, and running full speed at me was a Canada goose. So naturally, because geese are terrifying, I started to run away. I didn’t get far, because I tripped on uneven ground and fell. In an effort to minimize facial injury, I put my arm out to catch myself. My wrist hit a curb and I heard a crack. At this point I’m thinking I should have stayed in bed. But it got worse. A second later, I heard another honk and the fucking goose BIT MY LEG. So I kicked it in the head, and it ran away. Now, I’m crying, my arm kills, and I’m pretty sure at least three people saw me fall while running away from a goose. So I hauled myself off the ground, looked at my arm, and called my mom, because what else do you do when you get attacked by a goose? She told me to go to the doctor. So I did. An hour later, I left the doctor’s office in a splint, with the news that I broke my wrist. While trying to escape a crazy goose. The only good thing is I caught the Wailmer. PSA: this photo was taken while parked at the doctor’s office. I’m pretty sure I didn’t kick the goose hard enough to really hurt it. I’d like to lodge a complaint to Canada about their geese. #pokemongo #pokemonstory #geeseareevil #iliterallybrokemywrist #fuckgeese #sendhelp #atleastmyhairlookedgood (at Sugar House Park)

don’t forget on pride month

Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard