GO GIRL!!!! GIVE US ROT!!! GIVE US DECAY! RETURN TO THE EARTH

half alive?

send me ur fave band and I'll tell u why they suck

Put in the tags where you're from and whether or not you learned about the Salem witch trials in school (this is aimed at Americans, but it doesn't really matter)

if i were to tag myself i would be fun activities for lead poisoning :3

Your elven girlfriend is having a mental breakdown after learning you are only in your mid-thirties.

for me personally at least, platonic relationships are when you look at each other knowingly, not in a romantic way and probably never in a sexual way, but you both exchange looks going “that’s my person.” and it’s the most comforting feeling in the world.

Dolby With Tube

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someone: says penis

tumblr: :0!! a new trend fo me??

my gender identity is ‘weird guy’

the world is lucky to have you