Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That's pretty out there. I'm too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who's a mouse... what will they think of next?
Comatricha nigra by barrywebbimages
for real though imagine being one of the first botanists to study fern and lycophyte sex and you put the sex water (the water in which they are having sex bc they love it soooooo much) under the microscope and theyre cranking out these damn Doohickies that swim like people sperm.... what is going On down there
They call it "plant biologist" instead of "plants biologist" because we only ever work with arabidopsis
Stemonitopsis gracilis by Eric Cho
Scientist, scholar, hapless train wreck all wrapped into one neurotic package.
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