blur: i am the top hat man and if i didn’t work at the british bank then maybe i could tolerate the youth of today lalalala
pulp: come closer… cause i’m going to tell you a secret… last friday night i had sex with your mother. (inhale) oh yeah. and let me tell you another secret… this coming thursday… im gonna do it again. alright.
oasis: i’m never going to die i’ll touch the sky and sex drugs and rock and roll will keep me alive
suede: is your boyfriend as bisexual as me