Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

me: *names child butter*

me: *accidently brings home wrong child*

me: i can't believe it's not butter

On the upside since “best stuff first” is killing my notes people will stop complaining about my unmistakable charm and ubiquity and finally get on with their lives

Bro hopped out the whip 😂

Some people really are meant to be temporary but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the time while it lasts. honestly im tired of this mindset that every relationship you have is supposed to “last forever” like that’s just setting yourself up to be dissatisfied! there’s nothing wrong with acknowledging that some people are just meant to brighten up your life for a short amount of time like people move around, jobs change, life circumstances change, vacations happen, let yourself be fluid with it as well!

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.