Me, At Fictional Characters: THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently

me: I’m not susceptible to clickbait “this abandoned shopping mall is full of thousands of fish” me: hoooooooghggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

sliding into her DMs like 😍😍

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don't like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user's youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they're a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

At school: Eh I'll just do this at home

At home: Eh I'll just do this at school

When your song come on in the club

help

Hillary Clinton got under Trump’s skin and he threw a temper tantrum on live TV.

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!