That’s a waste of pap— that’s a waste of grief, begging, love and I quote, “indiscreet promises”
the “I expect you to come back now that everything is settled” letter
lol the “I want you to come back but I don’t want to say it so just come be angry at me closer” letter
The second half part though- 😭. the “just come home I don’t care what you do to me but just COME BAAAACK” letter
Cardan be like: tf does this queen think she is not responding to my letters, AKA the “YOU HAVE NEVER DONE MORE OF A SIN THAN THIS JUDE DUARTE” letter
Also cardan: yeah I’m doing something wrong, how about I address this to The High Queen of Elfhame, ha this will definitely work AKA the most heartfelt, poetic and longest letter
At this point cardan just gave up and started doing what he does best: writing Jude’s name in an angry, passionate and grieving fashion. This is called the, “ I give up you win” letter.
First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)
Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!
shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this
instability
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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Aries: “We have a hulk”
Taurus: “I could do this all day”
Gemini: “Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do”
Cancer: “I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there’s usually not this much talking”
Leo: “I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything always seems to work out.”
Virgo: “The real question is WHAT ARE THOOSSEE?”
Libra: “Kick names, take ass”
Scorpio: “You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed, walk it off”
Sagittarius: “I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it”
Capricorn: “Let’s talk about this plan of yours. I think it’s good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good”
Aquarius: “I am burdened with glorious purpose”
Pisces: “We know each other! He’s a friend from work!”
Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.
Pass it on.