"I Never Thought He'd Take Us Back To 1929," Sobs Woman Who Thought She Was Only Voting For Someone Who'd

Star signs as iconic Marvel quotes

Aries: “We have a hulk”

Taurus: “I could do this all day”

Gemini: “Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do”

Cancer: “I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there’s usually not this much talking”

Leo: “I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything always seems to work out.”

Virgo: “The real question is WHAT ARE THOOSSEE?”

Libra: “Kick names, take ass”

Scorpio: “You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed, walk it off”

Sagittarius: “I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it”

Capricorn: “Let’s talk about this plan of yours. I think it’s good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good”

Aquarius: “I am burdened with glorious purpose”

Pisces: “We know each other! He’s a friend from work!”

chuck could tell you blair's favorite flower but dan could tell you why she likes it

The Nigerian Job (1.01) The First Contact Job (5.03)

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

PLEASE REBLOG THIS WARNING

HEY GUYS

The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.

edit: stop being fucking weird in the notes or i'll turn this car around so help me

neglected guinea pig + scary cat

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

THE OC - The Gamble