Here Come The Most Extra Of Turtles And Tortoises

Here come the most Extra of turtles and tortoises

Indian Roof Turtle, about as close to a dragon turtle as we’re likely to get.

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Burmese Roof Turtle, with a banana for a head

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Diamondback Terrapin, the Rorschach of turtles

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Red-Bellied Short-Necked Turtle, just look at those colors!

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Burmese Starred Tortoise, geometrically chic

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Radiated Tortoise, also geometrically chic but maybe more art deco

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Painted Terrapin, no need to send in the clowns

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Leopard Tortoise, breaking the mold with a little art noveau

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Bell’s Hingeback Tortoise, “You think box turtles got it on lockdown? Hold my noms and watch this!”

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Impressed Tortoise, what it says on the tin

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Cane Turtle, otherwise known as “Winner Of Turtle Death Glare Competition Since Forever”

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5 years ago

the misogyny speech

my favourite thing ever in the history of this universe is the misogyny speech. i love it. i love it so much. 

for those who don’t know what the misogyny speech is: australia’s PM julia gillard was our first female prime minister and was bullied relentlessly throughout her career by sexist politicians saying that as a woman she was unfit to lead. and then. then. one day, julia gillard snapped.

the resulting three-minute speech, known simply as the ‘misogyny speech’ in australia, was possibly the most epic smackdown seen in australian political history, surpassed only by “i wanna do you slowly”. it was incredible. students memorised it and marched through the streets yelling it. a national australian choir arranged it as a five-harmony piece. even hillary clinton went out of her way to meet julia gillard and tell her how fucking awesome the misogyny speech was.

i, personally, have the misogyny speech memorised. because i live in tony abbott’s electorate, and my dream of dreams is to see him at the shops one day and follow him while yelling it.

the misogyny speech: as australian as vegemite.

8 months ago
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Leonid Rogozov, the only doctor in the sixth Soviet Antarctic Expedition, performing an appendectomy on himself (1961).

10 months ago
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