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Suspiria (1977) dir. Dario Argento - US cut 35mm rip

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

Leigh Whannell and Shawnee Smith

legends 

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!

1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)

2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.

3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.

4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.

Zeng Fanzhi (Chinese, 1964), Meat, 1992. Oil on canvas, 130 x 95 cm.

There is no peace for us. Only misery... or the greatest happiness.

ANNA KARENINA (2012) dir. Joe Wright

Joe L’Estrange - Old Cat Walking (oil on board), 2007