they match each others freak (me when)
Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE
Barty, from across the room: BITCH
ok so Haymitch was also in love with a girl from childhood who was an angry rebel with a great singing voice. No wonder he agreed to help Peeta when Peeta explained that he needed Katniss to survive the games, so he needed Haymitch to prioritise Katniss' survival over Peeta's own.
this is literally canon already
Okay but Evan with selective mutism, is this a thing people hc? Like as a kid he'd go everywhere with Pandora, who learned how to tell what he wanted to say from the look in his eyes. It got easier as they got older but for years she was the only one who could understand the intricacies of the tiny movements of his face until one day she found some scrawny loud ass boy having a one-sided conversation with Evan and left them to it.
barty: BASTARD what about me
regulus: mother and father completely ruined my life, i can’t stand them
sirius: and yet you’re wearing the gucci pajamas mother bought you and you’re currently online shopping using fathers credit card
regulus: they gave me a horrible childhood, they can make up for it by buying me things *turns to james* would you like a giraffe? there’s currently one for sale on craigslist for $70,000 and i think that’s just enough to make mother go crazy
james: omg yes yes yes
sirius:
sirius: wait buy me one too
remus: absolutely not, you are not bringing a giraffe to the dorm
regulus: come on remus, let them have their giraffes. i’ll buy you a cat
remus: this is not the regulus i’m used to, usually you always agree with me
regulus: today i’m trying to erase my childhood trauma by buying things
remus:
remus: yeah get me the cat
i have made this 😭😭😭
Teo: Since when were you an expert on bird anatomy?
Aurelio, who watched the annual Quetzlan bird show every year since he met Teo just to see him judging it until it went from hyperfixation to special interest: I saw it on TV
difference between bf and bsf i guess 😭😭
Teo: *applying chapstick*
Aurelio: what flavor is that
Teo: oh, it's guava
Aurelio: can I try it
Teo: *hands over chapstick* sure
Aurelio: *kisses Teo*
Aurelio: holy shit it does
Teo: *has stopped functioning*
Or alternatively
Teo: *applying chapstick*
Niya: what flavor is that
Teo: oh, it's guava
Niya: can I try it
Teo: *hands over chapstick* sure
Niya: *takes a bite out of it*
Niya: holy shit it does
Teo: What the fuck
you with the dark curls (regulus), you with the watercolor eyes (evan), you who bares all your teeth in every smile (barty)
My full Valgrace fic recs list
contains a mix of fluff smut and angst remember to always read tags !
Roommate Arrangement (Valgrace) by SevenKookies ( https://web.archive.org/web/20240529212758/https://archiveofourown.org/works/54710974/chapters/138657211)
Four idiots and four more idiots by PhoBOS_34 ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/57872989/chapters/147309475 )
A Lifetime From the Hunt by thatonefandomjumper ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/51232267/chapters/129453724 )
fall of grace by jasegrace ( https://archiveofourown.org/series/3991375 )
Uno Más by QueenJunoTheGreat ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/55664305 )
a grace period by Viva la Leo Valdez ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/54242536/chapters/137360470 )
a velociraptor's silly little valgrace fics by anon ( https://archiveofourown.org/sehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/51902923ries/3964135 )
i don't know what I'm waiting for by dirtysoupgirl ( https://archiveofourown.org/series/4038883 )
the medic problem by sapphsol ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/54124165 )
training wheels by ethannku ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/50542930 )
Storm and Fire - Valgrace by moonsappho ( https://archiveofourown.org/series/3479536 )
don't have the right name or the right looks but i have twice the heart by somerdaye ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/3619743 )
Of First Kisses and Burnt Lips by sunkelles ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/819714 )
Things I Wish You'd Never Asked by undead_dinosaur ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/51902923 )
sparks in storms by dirtandbugs ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/52489324/chapters/132785581 )
the last great american dynasty by takeimi ( https://archiveofourown.org/series/3902683 )
you're my best friend (and I love you so much) by rubyredketchup ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/29903322 )
Set Your Fire on Me by sleepingwhore ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/34098787?view_adult=true )
Rebuilding Rome (With Help From You) by Squippy ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/45289897)
A Graceful Death, and Reunion by MangoandAppleChase ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/45548599/chapters/114611899 )
Flame on! By Caora ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/55817026 )
You’d Have to Stop the World Just to Stop the Feeling by HuntingRays ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/58193518 )
Will Gives Demigods Shots, I Want To Kill Him by HuntingRays ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/57076183 )
I Gave A Second Chance To Cupid (Just Kidding!) by HuntingRays ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/56037433 )
S-Class by HuntingRays ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/55833547 )
The Archer by HuntingRays ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/55755847 )
The Moment by queer_alienbean ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/55938742 )
Kitchens and Kisses by AceFangirlLani ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/56876998 )
Engines and Explosions by AceFangirlLani ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/56686174 )
The Heroes of Juno by QueenJunoTheGreat ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/54202792/chapters/137250442 )
Manic Pixie Dream Leo by QueenJunoTheGreat ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/57040054 )
I've Missed Your Big Dumb Face by QueenJunoTheGreat ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/54040966 )
Runaways by Verose1234 ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/53909425/chapters/136454752 )
Valgrace Good Future by Ottpop ( https://archiveofourown.org/series/4113400 )
fall from grace, fall for grace by anon ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/54436744/chapters/137900197 )
seize the day by restinreeses ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/44861305/chapters/112874230)
follow you by amhras ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/28993044 )
Remember This Not by MaskedKing631 (https://archiveofourown.org/works/36584068/chapters/91245061 )
meet me at our spot by ethannku ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/34137139/chapters/84933631 )
a "short" story by pipermclean ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/10434213 )
hopeless case by restinresses ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/45419149 )
Strawberries in the Field by moonssappho ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/57056323/chapters/145107268 )
The Ebb and Flow (Of the List of Things That I Don't Know) by QueenJunoTheGreat ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/59893960 )
Small Town Affair by manygeese ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/59885428/chapters/152772709 )
august slipped away like a moment in time by clowningstar19 ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/59762137/chapters/152436793 )
being with you makes the flame burn good by gumtoof ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/31593176/chapters/78172310 )
You said, "Baby, no attachment" by Urmumitykins ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/59301340/chapters/151238689 )
Moments Together by QueenJunoTheGreat ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/60940348 )
Crisis of Rome by QueenJunoTheGreat ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/60916228/chapters/155606725 )
heartbeat under the floorboards intensifies by buoyantsaturn ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/43616394 )
"and playing video games" by SummerHome ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/61998850 )
And ease thy soul with slumber bright by QueenJunoTheGreat ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/62185138 )
worth fighting for by jankwritten ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/62460739 )
this will be updated as time goes on so I'll probably pin it to my blog :)
and of course shameless self promo: I have like 23 valgrace fics I'm just gonna put a short one shot here
Forever and a Bit by IWannaScreamEureka ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/59005273 )
(Also all the people that had said yes to the earlier post I made: @lazyscarhead @clevertimemachinepolice @siimplyapril @katiefromcabin7 )
this vaguely describes my thought process reading the raven king
i am such a fan of henry i cannot even put it into words
100% not thinking about how Jason spent months looking for Leo after the explosion and never stopped believing he was out there while knowing full well that NOBODY looked for him when he went missing from Camp Jupiter.