barty: BASTARD what about me
regulus: mother and father completely ruined my life, i can’t stand them
sirius: and yet you’re wearing the gucci pajamas mother bought you and you’re currently online shopping using fathers credit card
regulus: they gave me a horrible childhood, they can make up for it by buying me things *turns to james* would you like a giraffe? there’s currently one for sale on craigslist for $70,000 and i think that’s just enough to make mother go crazy
james: omg yes yes yes
sirius:
sirius: wait buy me one too
remus: absolutely not, you are not bringing a giraffe to the dorm
regulus: come on remus, let them have their giraffes. i’ll buy you a cat
remus: this is not the regulus i’m used to, usually you always agree with me
regulus: today i’m trying to erase my childhood trauma by buying things
remus:
remus: yeah get me the cat
i have made this 😭😭😭
this vaguely describes my thought process reading the raven king
i am such a fan of henry i cannot even put it into words