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I’m a walking red flag lately
trying to act older than you are but also wanting to stay young forever
i just want to be a young girl forever :(
i love you twisted retellings i love you stories within stories i love you unreliable narrators i love you mockumentaries i love you dramatizations i love you prose of carnage and war i love you cosmic horror upon Earth i love you doppelgängers i love you tales so graphic they cannot be retold in other forms of media
REBLOG IF YOURE LOCKING IN FOR 2025
the realization this brought me made me cry actual tears.. [not mine]
creds: @beautifuiprincessdisorder
7 times a day
happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!
When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”
actually, yes. that ONE b1te WILL hurt.
the vibes ౨ৎ
she’s me i’m her
Dear neighbor: if you don't bring your crying puppy inside immediately I will be forced to walk over there, steal your puppy, and give him a life of love and luxury, and then he will hit it big in Hollywood and he'll make millions, and then a year later we'll return and you'll say "oh my gosh, celebrity puppy, remember me? I was your owner!" and the puppy will look back at me and I'll give a subtle nod of encouragement and then he'll turn back to you and say "Never heard of you" and then he'll tell the limo driver to lock the windows
This fucking stinky ass basterd. Someone get some soap and a power washer to get the grime off of him smh
Man had become a living ecosystem while stuck in the sewers fr lol
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