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A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

Impossible question.

Asking again after s6

This cranefly won’t leave my car I opened the door and waited but it can’t find the open door this is like a romance where the love interest (me) thinks the crane fly (protagonist) would have a better life if it found someone else maybe someone who was a crane fly and not me (human girl) and also stayed where it lives instead of living in my car (not a good habitat for crane flies). and so i sit heart slowly breaking with my open door the night air and the glow of the emergency car light and the buzzing of the psychologically tormented and long suffering crane fly. like if the bee movie was an A24

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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thsi is literally fucking killing me