Computers Are Very Simple You See We Take The Hearts Of Dead Stars And We Flatten Them Into Crystal Chips

Bro I am literally obsessed with this au frothing at the mouth

Hermit a Day May: Day 27, Grian, God of Mischief!

And here's his full portrait without the text and background:

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

I have a deep reverence for deep nuts jokes. I worship at their alter and carve them into my skin.

rip charming prince you would've loved Me and My Dick

Getting called out by mine own girlfriend :( nothing is safe anymore so sad

My partner is such a Nerd they're literally looking through pretty magic cards, just the land though

A look at a few mythological beings from 山海经, Classic of Mountain and Sea, compiled beginning around 500 BC with the earliest remaining finished version existing by 200 BC.

Right column graphics created by me, translating the left and adding a few more details.

Only day you can rb this

listen I ended up regretting saying anything about this on my old blog because people will interpret literally any and every statement maliciously on this hellsite but I want to start like. a helpline for people who are like “hey I pretty much only read YA but I’m like 22 now and don’t relate to teenagers as much, it’s such a shame that there are no fun books written for adults :(” because boy HOWDY are there some fun books for adults 

Get impulseSV skizzleman and tangotek on a minecraft themed episode of um actually im begging you

*Mario Voice* Damn that's a thick toenail