as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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what the actual fuck
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ooh that sounds- what the fuck
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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Kopikon is coming!!! Kopikon is a conlang conference to be held at Georgetown University on September 23rd, 2023. It's a live in person event, but I'm now happy to report WE WILL BE LIVE STREAMING! The link above is your live stream link! Save it, and come check it out on September 23rd! The schedule is below:
10:00 a.m. Opening remarks by Jessie & David
10:15 a.m. Sally Caves
10:45 a.m. Carl Buck
11:15 a.m. Break (20 minutes)
11:35 a.m. Sylvia Sotomayor
12:00 p.m. David Peterson
12:30 p.m. Lunch (90 minutes)
2:00 p.m. Paul Frommer
2:30 p.m. John Quijada
3:15 p.m. Break (30 minutes)
3:45 p.m. Music (Jillian and Andrew Aversa)
4:15 p.m. Jessie Sams
4:45 p.m. Break (15 minutes)
5:00 p.m. Biblaridion
5:45 p.m. Marc Okrand
6:30 p.m. Closing remarks by David & Jessie
Thanks for your patience! We look forward to you tuning in!
they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists
Mmmmm math rock.....
My partner just whipped out "I'm used to tuning out polyhedral dice they all sound the same Ooo I'm a pretty math rock, you can go munch munch munch, but d6's!" So I guess we're adding to the collection.
Technology really is magic. I know that’s said a lot but like I’m sitting here looking at one of those chargers that you put your phone on top to wirelessly charge. And today is the first time I’ve really looked at it and gone “truly how the fuck does this work”
Maybe we stress about fantasy worldbuilding too much. We’re like “oh we gotta know the rules of the magic system,” no you don’t. I don’t know the rules of our magic system. If Aragorn, son of Arathorn got hit by a truck that orcs and goblins were driving flintstone style, and he transmigrated into my living room, I would not be able to explain any of the technology around me. I have no idea how I’m making this post. Imagine the first caveman who was like “oh shit the wheel” and I’m nodding along with that cave man. I understand how the wheel can roll. This next sentence was supposed to be about how I can sort of grasp how landline telephones work, but then I thought about it and no I don’t. I am surrounded everyday by mystical forces.
Anyway I have to use this particular charger because this miracle machine’s charging port is fuckin broken again
whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver