"Chat? get a look at this guy, how did they make a chatter phone man, more of a twink then me?"
"LOOK AT THIS MAN."
"I DON'T EVEN WANNA EAT HIS SHOES, I JUST WANT TO STARE AT HIM UNTILL HE GET'S UNCOMFERTABLE AND LEAVES."
"I both highly respect him, and highly hate him."
"I hate him because he's more smug then me, which isn't very ohio, you know?"
"but I can appreciate the drip."
what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
💝💘 Happy Valentine’s Day 💘💝
You know, at first I wasn't sold on the whole poker thing, but thinking about it, it really makes sense that that game would be what Phoenix ends up spending so much of his time on.
Phoenix's whole life can honestly be described by 'being dealt bad cards all night but still managing to win'. Time and time and time again he has had setback after setback happen to him and he has had to manage to come out on top of it somehow. He even mentions that it's not unlike being in court, that it's all about reading people.
I think Phoenix started playing poker after his disbarment not just because he's good at it, but because it comforted him, in a way. I think part of it is the sense of agency it gave him, especially in a situation where he didn't have much, but also...
He says it himself, it reminded him of court.
Playing poker might've been his only other way to retain the feelings he felt when he was still cross-examining witnesses. It was his best bet of keeping that same fire burning, all those years, even if not as brightly. It wasn't the same, but I think it shows how much his job meant to him, to the point that it's very hard to seperate from who he is.
You can take the man from the courtroom, but you can't take the courtroom from the man, and all that
i think if the narrator had a physical body stanley would walk away from him while he’s monologuing because he’s used to the narrator’s voice following him and the narrator wouldn’t notice because he’s not used to having to actually keep track of stanley
what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
He’s such a fucking dork. I love him so much ❤️
I'M FR ABOUT TO CRASH OUT B/C WHY DID I SEE SOMEONE WRITE A STANNARRTOR FANFIC BUT MADE IT PARENTXCHILD INC*ST SMUT. LIKE WTF. EW?? GET AWAY?? I REPEL YOU??
pronouns: he/they/she| I go by Kari or Kathari (you can chose)| Certified Defender Of Underrated Characters| I'm a pretty chill dude •••••••••••••••••••••PROSHIPPERS DNI.
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