Curator: "Tsk! Virus detected breaching the 5th firewall encryption. It is heading towards the Parable's coding as we speak."
Narrator: "Not on my watch-"
Stanley: "[W-wait, wait! Can I come too?]"
Narrator: "Absolutely NOT. You stay right here and do whatever else you do whenever there's a breach in the system."
Stanley: "[That's the thing! There's nothing to do here! With the stories on hold, I can't just sit around and do nothing! I wanna help too! I'm just as a part of this Parable as everyone else here. And as much as I loathed this place sometimes, it's also my home.]"
Narrator: *grumbling* "Oh Bollocks! FINE. If you're so incessant. BUT I am NOT going to save your sorry arse if things go south."
Stanley: unfazed "[Sure, sure. Can we go now?]"
Mariella: "Any time now, you two! Virus is already outside the parable!"
Narrator & Stanley: Immediately teleports out of the Parable
Narrator: "Nasty little buggers aren't they? Are you sure you still wanted to help, Stanley? Hmm~? I could snap my fingers and bring you back inside the parable with the others where it's nice and safe because your strong and wonderful Narrator had valiantly fought the treacherous beasts of the-"
Stanley: *gulps nervously* "[No! M-My decision is final!]"
Narrator: *shrugs* "Suit yourself. It looks like this is going to be quite the handful. Fear not though, dear protagonist! Remember as the saying goes, 'If you can't beat them, beat them with a bat twice as hard'."
Stanley: "[That's not-]"
Narrator: "BATTER UP-!"
You know, at first I wasn't sold on the whole poker thing, but thinking about it, it really makes sense that that game would be what Phoenix ends up spending so much of his time on.
Phoenix's whole life can honestly be described by 'being dealt bad cards all night but still managing to win'. Time and time and time again he has had setback after setback happen to him and he has had to manage to come out on top of it somehow. He even mentions that it's not unlike being in court, that it's all about reading people.
I think Phoenix started playing poker after his disbarment not just because he's good at it, but because it comforted him, in a way. I think part of it is the sense of agency it gave him, especially in a situation where he didn't have much, but also...
He says it himself, it reminded him of court.
Playing poker might've been his only other way to retain the feelings he felt when he was still cross-examining witnesses. It was his best bet of keeping that same fire burning, all those years, even if not as brightly. It wasn't the same, but I think it shows how much his job meant to him, to the point that it's very hard to seperate from who he is.
You can take the man from the courtroom, but you can't take the courtroom from the man, and all that
This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice
Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10
[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]
Big ol biddie lawyers and don't call me Shirley
TERUMOB FURRIES and Kageyama brothers and some angst Terumob and ritsu.
TW FOR GORE, BLOOD
Uhmmmm yeah im gonna draw more TEEHEEE 🫶☺️ sorry ritsu this isnt the happiest time for you 😔
Vent art but it's KinitoPet and Femtanyl inspired 😞
someone on here was talking about they aren’t sure if cookie9 and the other reviews are real, but in my scramble to log into steam on my phone, i lost the post
BUT: all the reviews are REAL, the devs just changed the names.
and here it is! it’s the top negative review on steam!
cookie9 is a real account, but i think they’re chinese and never played tsp lol
along with the unfunny review, which has been edited!
dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)
He leaves you for a man
their siblingism <3
pronouns: he/they/she| I go by Kari or Kathari (you can chose)| Certified Defender Of Underrated Characters| I'm a pretty chill dude •••••••••••••••••••••PROSHIPPERS DNI.
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