I Just Had An Idea On How The AA Games Could Introduce A Narumitsu Are Married Thing.

I have a Toon x Mobster headcannon that i havent seen yet? but i strongly HC that Jack is extremely hard to get a good photo of in universe like to a CRYPTID level of un-photogenic, maybe something to do with his toon-ness or just his him-ness but it is just impossible to get a good photo of this man!! rival mobs try to get a photo of him to show as their target but its always blurry or smudged in a silly way, his license photo always has something comedic happen so it doesn't show his face (but he gets around it anyway- toon luck) the only one whos ever been able to get a clear photo is his mom, so the rival mob tries to break into her house to grab a single photo of him and she just FOLDS them on the spot so now these full on mobsters have a dart board with a shitty drawing of Jack Desmond in the center (Toon x Mobster is a series that belongs to @blackkatdraws btw, be sure to check out their stuff!!)

Chat I can control the Lithosphere 💥💥💥‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

zeekayart, with the power of phonetic pronunciation of letters, and general art snobbery!

i think if the narrator had a physical body stanley would walk away from him while he’s monologuing because he’s used to the narrator’s voice following him and the narrator wouldn’t notice because he’s not used to having to actually keep track of stanley

i can't believe apollo is canonically 5'5. has a flip phone with charms, ringtone is a song he likes by a band he hates. can't swim and doesn't like driving. good at random things, like astrology and hula hooping. keeps mangas in his work desk. used to watch doctor who. only reads the newspaper funnies. doesn't open up, no matter how much he's asked. dedicated to his favorite color. too serious, afraid of being seen as a joke. picked up a stray calico cat and named it calico. calls everyone san/mr/ms except his sister and his best friend. refers to himself as ore, masculine and a little rough. instinctually cleans when he sees a mess. can't control how loud he is. scared of heights. spent two months unemployed because he wouldn't work for someone who broke his trust. cries easily for people he loves. prickly, short-tempered. empathetic and loving. the son of musicians. simple, brown haired and brown eyed. plain. just a guy with passion and intensity and kindness. unwavering, unyielding

help artblock got me

THERE'S HOPE FOR REIGEN GUYS!!!!

I'M GOING TO CRY THEY HAVE WEDDING RINGS NOW

[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]

it’s defrosting

dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man

[Image Description: A series of digital redraws of the Cookie Run Ovenbreak characters from the Cookie Trial event in the Ace Attorney art style. The first image shows Cotton Candy Cookie standing in the witness stand, holding a love letter that covers her mouth. She's looking to the side and blushing. Her textbox reads "I'm here because the defendant stole something from me!".

The second image shows Langue de Chat cookie in the defence bench thinking "Um... The witness is blushing...". He is pushing up his glasses and has a drop of sweat on his face.

The third image is of Roguefort Cookie standing as the defence's co-council in a prison outfit, looking at the camera and smiling, saying "That person really is an interesting one..."

The fourth image shows Cappuccino Cookie standing in the prosecutor's bench, holding a book in his left arm and hitting the bench with his right fist, shouting "Tell us what they stole!"

The fifth image shows Cotton Candy Cookie again, this time blushing more, with her eyes closed and the letter covering her face even more and saying "That person..... Completely stole my heart!"

The sixth image shows Langue de Chat Cookie shocked, leaning on the bench and pushing up his now broken glasses, sweating and with messy hair. The textbox says "!?"

The seventh image is Cappuccino Cookie also shocked and sweating, leaning on the bench with his fist clenched and the textbox says "!?!?!???"

The last image shows a comparison between the redraws and the original cookie sprites. End ID]

I'm sorry everyone I gave in. I attorneyd the cookies

This was meant to be just some doodles but i was having wayyy too much fun with this lmao. The text is a bit awkward but there was a LOT of dialogue in the original and i had to cut it down somehow rip

Anyways I think Roguefort Cookie would be the worst defendant ever

*I'm very bad at writing and describing things so if anyone has any corrections to my ID please tell me thank you 😭