My Name's Apollo Justice And I'm Having A Familial Crisis

Dk if anybody already said this but

this is so phoenix wright coded

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

I'M FR ABOUT TO CRASH OUT B/C WHY DID I SEE SOMEONE WRITE A STANNARRTOR FANFIC BUT MADE IT PARENTXCHILD INC*ST SMUT. LIKE WTF. EW?? GET AWAY?? I REPEL YOU??

i know that a thousand people before me must have drawn trucy in edgey's case but i'm a basic bitch and i HAD TO cos i finally played soj and my brain is effectively rotten :v

Mobs still getting use to teru’s overwhelming amounts of affection and attention

The Narrator is not all knowing, we know this from his lack of knowledge regarding The Timekeeper. But! The Narrator does know about Stanley. Statement: Stanley is in fact addicted to drugs and hookers and this proves that he is secretly having a gay love affair. Evidence below.

We can assume The Narrator put up these letters, as Stanley was unaware of the show coming up. Do you see that? "I love the way you ride elevators <3 xx" Is Stanley cheating on his wife? Yes. We know this is not his wife, his wife signs her letters and has different handwriting. Clearly this was someone who did not want to be traced back, as they didn't sign their name. Stanley has to know this person, they've ridden in an elevator before. We know Stanley is hot with his coworkers and "tells good stories". What stories is he telling? Unimportant. More importantly, Stanley taught one of his coworkers a cool skateboard trick. Only drug addicts do cool skateboard tricks. With these letters, we can see that Stanley IS addicted to drugs and hookers! What if Stanley is distracting himself with hookers to hide his sexuality. The broom closet, it was a metaphor you see. Stanley's bucket is a metaphor for his gay love affair. A metaphor for the elevator letter.

their siblingism <3

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(art by nikailustracion)

Silly art I just made 😋