I like to write fics sometimes. I'm on ao3 too with the same name :)
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(looking at a fictional character) my best friend :] *kisses them sweetly*
(looking at another character) my best friend :] *throws them down a flight of stairs*
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Robin Hood (2018) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Robin of Loxley/Sheriff of Nottingham Characters: Robin of Loxley, Sheriff of Nottingham Additional Tags: Masturbation, Pre-Slash, mild exhibitionism, voyeurism Summary:
Temporarily staying in the Sheriff's residence, Robin's imagination gets away from him.
I’m nearly done with my latest one-shot and lemme tell ya, I am never more creative with my synonyms than when I’m writing filth
smut starters or quotes ?
All right, these are pretty tame since I have minors following me. Still, if you're under 18, don't interact with this post.
“ don't bite that. “
“ eyes on me. “
“ where to, captain? “
“ come with me. “
“ this is me asking for permission. “
“ don't be quiet. “
“ why don't you give me a ride? “
[from the shower] “ join me? “
“ could you at least try to keep it together? “ “ when you look like that? “
“ you have no idea what you're doing to me, do you? “
“ certainly loud enough to get kicked out... “
“ i think it's about time you get it out of your system. “
“ bed's broken. “ “ again? “
“ what the hell are you doing? “ “ getting you off, what does it look like? “
“ Christmas isn't the only thing that came early this year. “
“ don't scream. “ “ but you make it so hard not to... “
“ where's your clothes? “
“ you need to get laid. “ “ why, are you offering? “
“ pull over. “ [there's no way we'll make it back home].
"Hey wh- wait, were you crying?"
"What's with the tears?"
"I'll kill whoever it was that made you cry,"
"Hey- wait- no- you don't have to hide from me. It's okay. What happened?"
"Who turned the faucet on?"
"What's with the waterworks?"
"Why are your eyes all red?"
"Wait- no, don't cry again-"
"Please tell me why you're so upset,"
"You don't have to be ashamed of crying,"
"Oh please don't start again,"
"You're safe, just let it out,"
"It's okay, they aren't here anymore,"
"Try and take a deep breath for me? You're nearly hyperventilating, "
"What the hell happened?"
"Holy crap, are you okay? Your crying!"
"I don't think I've ever seen you cry before..."
"We both know those are crocodile tears,"
"When was the last time you actually let yourself cry?"
"Do you feel better now?"
"Tell me who did this to you. I'll make sure you never shed a tear because of them again,"
"Apparently the car isn't the only thing breaking down today..."
"How often do you fall asleep like this?"
"Why are your cheeks wet?"
"I can tell you've been crying,"
"There's no need to cry now. Come on, it's all over,"
"I heard you crying..."
"Come on, let's wipe away those tears,"
"They aren't worth crying over, never have been,"
"You don't have to tell me anything if you don't want to, but please, at least let me keep you company?"
"There's no way I'm leaving you alone like this,"
"Shhh, it's okay now,"
"Hey, listen to me, it's gonna be alright,"
"There's no need to cry, I'm right here,"
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, crying is healthy,"
"You would feel a lot better if you just let it out,"
"It's okay, you can cry, it's just us,"
"Is there any particular reason for this or...?"
"Anything I can do to help?"
"This is the third time this week..."
"It's too late to cry about it now,"
"You don't have to lie to me ya know, your eyes are still red,"
"Do you want me to leave you alone?"
"Look I'm terrible at the whole comforting thing but, maybe I can make you laugh?"
"I hate seeing you cry,"
"Talk to me, I'm not afraid to tickle it out of you,"
"I know a way to make you smile again..."
"I know your in there, I can hear you sniffling... please unlock the door..."
"I've seen you cry plenty of times,"
"Just close your eyes, I'm here,"
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Buried Alive, BAMF Stiles, Stiles Stilinski Needs a Hug Summary:
"His throat clenches tightly as the realisation dawns on him. This room is much, much smaller than he thought. It was no more than a box. Well, it technically is a box. A coffin. It's a coffin."
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: White House Down (2013) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: John Cale/James Sawyer Characters: John Cale (White House Down), James Sawyer (White House Down) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Blow Jobs, Cowgirl Position, Late night shenanigans, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Summary:
A busy president and a busy security agent find time to do the nasty
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Thief (Video Games), Thief (Video Game 2014) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Garrett (Thief)/Original Character(s) Characters: Garrett (Thief), Original Character, Madam Xiao Xiao (in passing) Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Non-Consensual Drug Use, House of Blossoms, Smut, Porn with a little bit of Plot, Garrett has a Good Time, then he doesn't Summary:
He always tried to keep jobs to the Blossom House as minimal as possible, this is just one more reason on a growing list of why he should...