Today’s Conundrum: Do I, An Ace Dyke, Prefer Mlm Media Because It Lets Me Distance Myself, Or Am I

honestly same adam

Haha yeah no there’s not something wrong with my brain im just special to an eldritch fear entity 

I know Jon acknowledges this but it’s funny to me that A Guest for Mr. Spider is just genuinely the LEAST credible statement out of all 81 we’ve heard so far.

Like okay, Mr. Statement Giver, you were a very young child, and you just read a spooky children’s book, and your childhood bully stole it from you. And you’re oh-so convinced that the way your bully walked off was because the book’s monster was calling him and the house he went into belonged to the book’s monster and the monster got him the end.

No one else who can corroborate any events. No evidence whatsoever. A hearsay statement from childhood that sounds like a normal interaction played-up by the imagination of a scared kid frightened by his scary book.

The only evidence in Jon’s favor is the fact that the book was a Leitner. But that’s basically tautological. The only reason Jon was lending extra credibility to Leitner-book statements is BECAUSE of his encounter with A Guest for Mr. Spider.

The absolutel audacity of Mr. Jonathan Archivist Sims to show up with not just AN unverifiable statement, but the MOST unverifiable statement to date. Statement ends.

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

Fitzjames/Crozier — FLUORESCENT ADOLESCENT by Arctic Monkeys

Felted Mouse in Apple

It was made after i watched a video on how to perform an excorcism so yeah.

How Wade actually convinced Logan to help him:

Inspired by that one PT Barnum Deadpool variant :)

let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance