Oh Dear God They Just Magnused That Poor Man's Archives

Post fall Will having no money because the least he could do was leave everything to Molly, and so he needs to ask Hannibal for it, and Hannibal just going yessss take it all what do you need beloved take all of it whats mine is yours

Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:

He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowls were falling out

He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy

He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch

Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that

He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)

He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)

He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore

He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer

He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...

Mobility assistance

THE TMA THEME IN THE BACK OF THE INSTITUTE SPELUNKING STATEMENT AAAAAA

bro… 😭

TUA really knocked it out of the park. Not like in terms of making a good season in any sense of the word, but by creating such a prime example of why shows and characters don't all need romance.

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

Fuck it. Gonna make one of these type of posts- I guess. So if this gets 10k notes, I will finally call up a doctor to get my periods stopped and try to set up a consultation with a doctor to get HRT

holy shit guys

I thought this was inherent but you have to care about trans people you don’t want to fuck too