Me: hey jonny and alex can I have some jmart
Jonny and Alex: we have jmart at home.
The JMart at home:
Okay but if I did die to an insomnia based heart attack it would be a lil funny if it happened while I was hallucinating a will wood themed radio station that keeps playing love me normally
sweethearts in photo booths (1920s-1960s)
Hard cut to Klaus talking to the girl on the bicycle
Klaus: “Did we save the world or screw it up again?”
Bicycle God: “You were never the problem”
She holds up an action figure of Reginald and crushes it in her bare hands. Marigold lights emerge from it. Golden light envelops everything
Hard cut to Klaus waking up in bed. He is wearing pajamas covered in marigolds.Street noise can be heard from outside.
(From offscreen) “You okay, Hon?”
Klaus looks over and Dave is cooking breakfast in their flat
Klaus: “Yeah, just had a weird dream.”
Looks out the window and sees an empty lot where the Hargreeves mansion should be.
Klaus: “Wasn’t there a building there?”
(Naïve Melody by the Talking Heads begins to play over a montage)
Diego and Lila Are wrangling their kids into the camper van. One of the kids gives Lila a picture of her family in a field of bunch of orange flowers (marigolds)
Luther is stripping and the obsessed lady in the crowd is Sloan. He has a marigold in his mouth. He takes it out and gives it to her.
Viktor is playing the violin with Harlon. Sissy is setting the table. She sets a bouquet of marigold into a center vase.
Allison is gardening while Clare and Ray play in the yard. She is planting Marigolds.
Five is teaching at some university. An older woman comes in. “Dolores” he says as she kisses him.
Jennifer serves Ben at the dinner. Closeup on her pouring coffee. He has a Durango flower tattoo that says “Jennifer” and she had a marigold tattoo that says “Ben”
Cut back to Klaus staring out the Window
Dave: No, been an empty lot as long as I can remember
Klaus, smiles: Yeah, I don’t know why I thought that
Camera Zooms out from the window as music continues
Reginald, voiceover: And that is how our unlikely heroes manage to create one timeline where everything was fine.
BTS footage plays with the final credits 
Hydrogen bomb (beautiful transgender woman) vs. Coughing Baby (cop)
Today we answer life’s greatest question: is the pain of getting a fresh piercing caught and not being able to wear headphones worth it just to look a little more hot and gay?
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Help provide tents (urgent):
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Food, cash & essentials:
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Water:
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Medical Aid
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is anyone still jopping?? leyendecker pseudo?study? to honour my favourite song on the joplist.
also a little 1810s inspired outfit i really wanted to give him before deciding against it
hello jon
:)