Owning A Black Cat Is Awesome Because You’ll Leave The Bathroom And The Shape Will Be Waiting For You

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

Jonathan archivist sims being the default text to speech voice in the magnus protocol universe is so fucking funny to me. Imagine downloading bonzi buddy for a laugh and the funny purple monkey starts reciting your home address and credit card number in the voice of god himself

Do you think they've explored each other's bodies

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Tuberculosis is both a form and an expression of global injustice: A disease that has been curable since the mid-1950s is nonetheless the world's deadliest infectious disease in 2024.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

for MAG 88 fans

This place is beautiful to me, even now. To see it with eyes as a child's. There is wonder here, Captain. — HARRY GOODSIR, The Terror (2018)