THE TERROR X THE THING (1982) Inspired By @devilsmamba's Art

What horrifying new social rules are the kids inventing now

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

sweethearts in photo booths (1920s-1960s)

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

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I really love this scene. I don’t think we give Sir John enough credit for being so patient and hearing Francis out meanwhile Fitzjames was ready to strangle Francis for being mean to his daddy

also bonus because this is so funny to me. Francis is seething with rage and throwing a temper tantrum and Sir John is just like aww that’s cute bestie

TUA really knocked it out of the park. Not like in terms of making a good season in any sense of the word, but by creating such a prime example of why shows and characters don't all need romance.

epic predictions for magnus protocol tomorrow

happy umbrella academy eve!! (redrew this)

I lied to you, we won't have sex. put your clothes back on, we will watch Hannibal and I will explain why hannigram is canon.