Modern JFJ Gets Scurvy From Doing Too Many Fad Diets #changemymind

Jonathan archivist sims being the default text to speech voice in the magnus protocol universe is so fucking funny to me. Imagine downloading bonzi buddy for a laugh and the funny purple monkey starts reciting your home address and credit card number in the voice of god himself

sweethearts in photo booths (1920s-1960s)

Y'all remember "cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people, either", right?

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to die beneath the rubble of their homes.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be shot with expanding bullets that cause massive tissue damage leading to amputation.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to have their flesh burned away with white phosphorous.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their fishing boats blown up.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to see their husbands and fathers executed in front of them along evacuation routes.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve an anonymous phone call threatening to destroy their lives and families.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be detained for years without charges.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be tortured, starved, and sexually assaulted in prison.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be deprived of water.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their olive trees to be uprooted while they look on.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve sixteen years of blockade.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be prevented from traveling for lifesaving medical care.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve this genocide.

I'm thrilled by the diversity, I really am, but as a non-native english speaker The Magnus Protocol really decided to up the ante by making the main speaking roles speak with cockney, indian AND scottish accents WHILE ALSO PUTTING MUFFLED AND STATIC FILTERS ON HALF THE DIALOGUE. I'm putting "C2 English" in my CV after S1 ends.

I thought this was inherent but you have to care about trans people you don’t want to fuck too

The Tortured Poet Department? You mean Martin K Blackwood’s apartment?

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

for MAG 88 fans

Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.