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OH MY GOD YES YESYRS YES YESSSSSSSS FINALLY-
anyone wanna help me make this into a mod? ๐
IT'S FUCKING REAL OK!? REAL!!!!!
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesnโt
you know that one scene in Coraline?
yeah
This is so pretty....
...And his deadly sins
OMG, YEAS AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I know i never post anything, but i unlock stain in TSH and i want to give a post of appreciation of his model in the chibi and normal version "sorry for the low quality"
Prague Castle and Blood Moon
I can't stop looking at this- i keep coming back to this-
Yes, Quesadilla vines!
entry #35
I laughed when i saw barb as lorax ksjdhdjkskskskksksksksksks ๐๐๐๐
whatever
rt if ur not afraid to have a picture of god on ur timeline
SHE SAID NO PICKLES- ๐๐ค๐ป fhhfjdhdhshshsKSKSKSKKSKSKSKKSKKSKSKKSKSKSKSKKS
whiteboard trolls doodles ...... hehe
Aight'
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they werenโt sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOUโRE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASNโT ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH ITโS QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DONโT REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
IโM DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DONโT WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
I love this ๐
Wonka: [looking around room to see if anyone notices the smoke] Does anyone smell anything smoky?
Mrs. Gloop: Did you bring your jerky in again?
Wonka: [clears throat]
Mrs. Beauregarde: [points to smoke] Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!
Violet: Whatโ
Mike: Whoa, fire!
Wonka: Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! Whatโs the procedure? What do we do, people?
Mrs. Beauregarde: The phones are dead.
Wonka: Oh, how did that happen?
Charlie: Itโs out in the hall.
Wonka: No, we donโt know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct.
Grandpa Joe: Oh my God! Okay, it's happening. Everybody stay calm.
Wonka: Whatโs the procedure, everyone? Whatโs the procedure?
Joe: Stay calm!
Wonka: Wait, wait, wait.
Joe: Everyone, now calm down!
Wonka: No! No, Joe! No! Touch the handle. If itโs hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.
Joe: What does warm mean?
Everyone: [groaning] Oh my God.
Wonka: Not a viable option.
Mrs. Beauregarde: Try a different door.
Wonka: Okay, whatโs next?
Joe: Donโt run.
Wonka: Oh! Hereโs a door. Check that one out. Howโs the handle?
Mike: Itโ itโs warm.
Wonka: Well, uh, another option. [everyone chattering at once]
Mr. Teavee: Back door.
Wonka: Back to our options. Jeez! Ok! settle down everyone. No bunching!
Violet: Oh! I forgot my duffel bag.
Mr. Salt: Leave it, girl!
Joe: Get out of the way! Go, go, go!
Wonka: Things can be replaced, Violet! People, human lives, however, canโฆ
Augustus: Ah! Mein hand! Zatโs hot!
Mike: Aah! This one's hot too!
Joe: Okay, weโre trapped. Everyone for himself.
Wonka: Okay, letโs go.
Everyone: [shouting] Out of my way! Letโs go. Get out of my way!
Wonka: Calm, please.
Mike: Get out of the way!
Wonka: Have you ever seen a burn victim?
Mike: Move it!
Wonka: Okay! Procedure, procedure. Exit options. Where do we go folks? Whaโ Use a what to cover the mouth?
Mrs. Gloop: [pulling her cat out of a filing drawer] Itโs okay. Shh shhh.
Wonka: A what? A rag. A damp rag, perhaps. Letโs remember those procedures. What are the options? Okay, thatโs the wrong way. Weโve already tried that. Remember your exit points. Exit points people.
Mrs. Gloop: Liebchen.
Wonka: Whatโs next?
Mrs. Gloop: Liebchen!
Augustus: Stay alive! Iโm getting help!
Mrs. Gloop: Pull me up!
Augustus: Youโre too heavy!
Mrs. Gloop: I only veigh 150 pounds! Uhโ save Herr Jones! [throws cat into air duct and he falls out through the other side] Oh!
Wonka: How about 911? Anyone? 911. [Joe throws a chair at the window, Charlie smashes a chair through the vending machine and begins to grab snacks, everyone is shouting.]
Mrs. Beauregarde: What do we do?
Wonka: Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making.
Mr. Teavee: Okay, I am not dying here. Come on. [everyone is coughing from the smoke, Wonka lights some fire crackers and they start popping]
Mrs. Gloop: Vat is zat? Vat is zat?
Mike: The fireโs shooting at us!
Violet: What in the name of God is going on?!
Mike: Yes! [Wonka pulls fire alarm] Yes, baโ Yes, battering ram! Battering ram!
Violet and Veruca: Ahhhh!!! [Augustusโ leg crashes through the ceiling]
Mike: Go, go, go, go, go!! [Mike and Mr. Teavee ram the door with the copy machine]
Joe: [throws the projector out the window] Help!! Help!!
Mr. Salt: Iโm about to die!
Wonka: [blowing air horn] Attention everyone! Employees of the Wonka Chocolate Factory! This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. There is no fire. It was only a simulation.
Mr. Teavee: What?!
Wonka: Fire not real. This was merely a training exercise. [Augustus drops down from the ceiling] So, what have we learned? [Mr. Salt falls to the floor] Oh come on. Itโs not real, Rupert. Donโt have a heart attack.
Joe: No, no, no! You will not die! Rupert! Rupert! You will not die! Rupert! Rupert! Bill Gates is alive! You are rich, Rupert! Iโm gonna give him mouth to mouth.
Mr. Teavee: No, no, no! Donโt give him mouth to mouth for this!
Joe: Heโs going to swallow his tongue.
Mr. Teavee: No. Joe. Joe.
Joe: Open your mouth. Come on. Donโt swallow it.
Mr. Teavee: [everyone shouting at once] Joe! Joe!
Joe: Leave me alโ
Mike: Youโre choking him!
Joe: Saving him!
Beautiful, just absolutely BEAUTIFUL, the background is just-ย ๐ look at this beautiful boi
Been wanting to redraw this for a while and I am SO excited to show you ! It turned out much better than I thought !
Hope you'll like it as much as I do ! โจ
Original screencap :
Wonka: what's the problem?
Charlie: math problems
Wonka: oh, I can help you, let me see
(passes it)
Wonka: alright, um, here's an easy one, if 100% is a thousand, what percentage is two?
Charlie: (visibly clueless)
Wonka: 2 out of 1000!
Charlie: I don't know
Wonka: 2 out of 1000!
Charlie: I don't..
Wonka: 2 out of 1000!!!
Charlie: I legit don't know
Wonka: 200รท1000?
Charlie: I dunno, what percentage is it?!
Wonka: WHAT PER....
Wonka: get your mom
Charlie: why?
Wonka: MRS. BUCKET
Mrs. Bucket: whats the problem?
Wonka: homework
(passes it)
Mrs. Bucket: 2 out of 1000?
Charlie: I don't know
Mrs. Bucket: 2 out of 1000!
Charlie: I dunno
Mrs. Bucket: what's 2x100?
Charlie: oh 200
Mrs. Bucket: Now รท1000!
Charlie: I don't know!, what percentage is it?
Mrs. Bucket: WHAT PER...
Mrs. Bucket: Get your math teacher
Charlie: ...who?
Mrs. Bucket: MR. TURKENTINE!!!
Mr. Turkentine: BOOM, WHAT?
Mrs. Bucket: homework
(passes it)
Mr. Turkentine: I taught you this!, if 100% is a thousand, what percentage is two?!!
Charlie: I don't know!!
Mr. Turkentine: look, if there are 1000 Wonka bars and you open 2, what percentage did you open??!!
Charlie: what percentage?
Mr. Turkentine: WHAT PERCENTAGE?
Mr. Turkentine: ...
Oompa Loompa: (packing bars)
Mr. Turkentine: (counting)
YAS, KINGGGGGG!!!!! ๐โจ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ OML IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ITTTT!!!!!!!
This took a while and I'm really, really proud of how it turned out ! I put a lot of special effort on the lighting uvu ;
Every share is appreciated and please let me know what you think ! โฅ๏ธ๐
Don't mind me, just reposting ^W^
Reposting from myself because I want more attention :(
Please Reblog
Same goes to you, if you support that Amber motherfucker then unfollow me ๐
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'VE KNOWN JOHNNY DEPP AND TOOK AN OPEN STAND FOR HIM OR SPOKE OF HOW GOOD AND GENTLE HE WAS
Vanessa Paradis
Lily-Rose Depp
Kate Moss
Winona Ryder
Paul Bettany
Alice Cooper
J.K.Rowling
Zoe Kravitz
Jude Law
Gwyneth Paltrow
Dakota Johnson
Tim Burton
Helena Bonham Carter
Judi Dench
Angelina Jolie
Michelle Pfeiffer
Gore Verbinski
Armie Hammer
Kate Winslet
Alison Sudol
Ezra Miller
Geoffrey Rush
Kaya Scodelario
Javier Bardem
Penelope Cruz
Anne Hathaway
Orlando Bloom
Kiera Knightley
Marilyn Manson
Patti Smith
Paul McCartney
Doug Stanhope
Alysson Paradis
Geoffrey Rush
Sacha Baron Cohen
Kevin Smith
Kevin McNally
Keith Richards (basically Jack Sparrow's dad)
Lori Anne Allison
Juliette Binoche (activist by the way)
Joe Rogan (radio interview)
Robert Downey Jr.
Victoria Mary Clarke
Shane Macgowan
Joe Perry/ Tommy Henriksen (his Hollywood Vampire friends)
Danny Huston, his co-star in The Professor, said when he met Johnny Depp he "fell in love instantly. There is a short film on the making of The Professor. All of the actors praised Johnny.
being a fan of Johnny Depp is one of the things Iโm most proud of about myself. I never, for once, doubt him. always stood by his side since the beginning of all this shit despite ppl sending me death threats. I will always be there for him. he IS innocent. The fact heโs still so strong and remains so sweet and gentle despite everything heโs been through. He is my hero.
I can't pay but i'm helping
It's no content November guys.
If y'all want my shitty posts donate to my fucking go fund me.
I'm serious, my family and i are in much need of support.
My mom is DISABLED, and she's extremely sick right now.
I'm not saying this to pressure any of you, but I feel like y'all just don't get it.
DONATE PLEASE!!!!
If you can't donate, please boost
This is extremely important.
My fave๐
Oh it's the anniversary of A Hei-
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I don't care, I'M HELPING
i never talk about these things but i canโt remain silent.
i know tumblr doesnโt give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside theย โmost popular onesโ (such as the usa & england). itโs true, donโt lie to me. yโall donโt give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKINGย WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you sayย โpray for xโโฆโฆ
southern europe is burning.ย
my country is burning.
people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.
yesterday my country had 300 active fires.
people are losing EVERYTHING they own.
i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense itโs getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.
and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europeโฆ what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we donโt ask for money, we donโt ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awarenessโฆ something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish.ย
i donโt know what to tell you. iโm angry. iโm frustrated. iโm disappointed. i feel like iโm screaming into the void. โa reblog does nothingโ - you know thatโs a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. yโall are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit weโve been winning lately.ย
but hell, if the EU doesnโt give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?
again, i donโt know what to tell you so iโll let the images speak for themselves:ย
An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete
Torneros de Jamuz, Spain
Duca, Croatia
A helicopter from Italyโs civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste
Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios
Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.
Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece
Portugal
>_> hmmm
- I will draw a free oc especially for you!!!!!
- based on my impressions of your blog
- you can use this free oc however you wish
- you can tweak them however you wish
- make sure your submit box is open!
- these characters will be very random and they may take me a while to draw.
- Do be patient!
- you only get ONE OC PER BLOG but multiple reblogs are good to get the word around
- DONโT BE SHY! I really want to do this! Thank you.
reblog to pet the sad cat ใใใใใใ ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ ใใใใใ๏ผ๏ผใใใ ใใใใใ| ย ใ_ใ _ l ใ ใใใ๏ผ` ใ๏ผฟxใ ใใ ใ /ใใใ ใ | ใใใ /ใ ใฝใใ ๏พ ใ ใ โใใ|ใ|ใ| ใ๏ผ๏ฟฃ|ใใ |ใ|ใ| ใ| (๏ฟฃใฝ๏ผฟ_ใฝ_)__) ใ๏ผผไบใค
Webbed is a wonderful web-slinging arachnid platforming adventure starring a ridiculously cute little spider.
Read More & Play The Alpha Demo, Free (Steam)ย
THE CAT, I'M-
My lovely boy Akashi, and his cat, Kuro! You can tell Kuro jumped into the picture at the last moment โ but they're such good friends โค
Hope you'll like it!
yes
O'My Gawd
I-is thatโฆ.
Omg, my childhood
Tiny Chef