#absolutely

10000 likes!

#I like it with honey and lemon.

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

Shoutout to my town's newspaper when they ran this on the front page in November. It was...interesting.

I’m having an emotional week and I’m thinking about how Emily Bronte made a loving and highly accurate water color painting of her favorite dog Keeper and when an adaptation of the Bronte sisters’ lives (To Walk Invisible) was made, they found a dog that looks exactly like Keeper to play him

The people behind me at the restaurant I'm at just asked who Scooby Doo's girlfriend is. I'm not in this fandom, what is going on?

I love your profile pic

Thank you!

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Please enjoy, friends.

Welcome to Baked Takes! The show, where I, your host, gets too baked, and evaluates How to Train Your Dragon characters based on whether or not I think they could successfully operate a forklift.

Hiccup

Hiccup in the first movie is an absolute fucking not, but in the other two I’ll let that shit slide—yes he can fucking do it.

Astrid

Without hesitation or her eyes open.

Ruffnut & Tuffnut

It’s a no for the twin siblings Nut.

Valka

I pledge allegiance to the MILFs of the United States of Berk.

Gobber

Berk’s resident gay would crash the forklift in record breaking time.

Stoick the Vast

Now this motherfuck—

Eret son of Eret

Fuck yeah!

Grimmel the Grisly

Chaos would escape like bats out of hell if this fucker ever got his hands on a single piece of modern machinery.

Drago Bludvist

Unfortunately, yes.

Toothless

Yes!

The Light Fury

YEEEE!!!

#omg, so many #Keeping up with the Kardashians #Dance Moms #FUCKIN' TODDLERS AND TIARAS #etc.

Reblog and put in the tags a show(s) you're glad you never got invested in

This is insane.

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame