Tell 'em Heyyyyy......

Damn it Loki!!

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i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

America has always been Salty

Oops mean salTEA....

Ok I'll go sit in the corner now....

I accept this completely and would like to add:

Jason Todd would buy a bunch (both to piss off Bruce and because he actually likes it). He'd be sure to keep a bottle in the mannor just to bother Bruce, and would most likely keep the rest of his stash elsewhere. Obviously, Bruce hates the stuff, but Alfred won't let him get rid of it because, "it's just seasoning, Master Bruce, if Master Jason likes it let him have it!"

Bat-Burger sells Jokerized seasoning in shake bottles to put on whatever you want, but only between Easter and the end of the school year. It was originally a promo to get families who cook into the restaurants in the spring and bring the kids, but now it’s one of those weird traditions and people make special trips to Gotham just to stock up.

@jollycollectionwinnerfan

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

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Well....its not an animal...but it is a plush

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

This is true art.

Three Words: Batfamily Plays Kahoot

- You thought the family playing Monopoly was bad oh boy you haven’t seen nothing yet

- Tim is a master at the game, somehow winning every round no matter what the topic is

- Dick is convinced Tim is hacking the game, but lets it slide because he has bigger problems with always finishing one point behind Jason

- Jason actually IS hacking the game by making his score always one point higher than Dick’s just to screw with him

- Damian gets agrivated by coming in last place for the eighth time in a row that he breaks his laptop in half

- Steph and Cass teamed up and are always in second and third place

- Duke is just trying to get in the top three and agrees to share his laptop with Damian

- Bruce just thought this would be a simple and fun quiz to test his partners’ knowledge but has second thoughts when Tim wins again and Damian almost slices his head off with his sword