Driver of the day
Marshal of the day ✅️
Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.
If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.
I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.
And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.
And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.
That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.
So we know Andrew loves peppering over the top comments in regular conversations, so I like to imagine once he becomes comfortable with his situation with Neil he’ll just randomly pull out something verbally affectionate with his same dead pan delivery, both because Neil likes it and it messes with the other Foxes which he finds funny
Everyone’s sitting around talking about possible plays, Andrew gets up and walks away then comes back with a snack for himself and for Neil and no one else. Neil thanks him and Andrew casually says “Well there’s nothing else I care about more than you, that might as well come with some perks.”
He then takes a bite, ignoring both the other Foxes reacting and how annoyed and indignant he has made Kevin and Aaron but neither can admit it
I think I'm gonna give up on F1 Fantasy, I'll try again in 2026 (wdym they're both DSQed) 🥲
TW: Pedophilia
Teenagers are rarely taught the reason why they can't consent to sex with adults.
And that's because teaching them that would completely unravel our coercion-based society.
It can be difficult to explain in detail the exact reason and all the specifics in a way that they will understand. But the simplest way to phrase it is that in some cases, even when someone agrees to something and even when they appear enthusiastic about it, there's too much of a power imbalance that it's no different than forcing them. Also, having power and being abusive doesn't require a conscious expectation to be obeyed.
Imagine a world in which every teenager understood that and was easily able to call out anyone who tried to convince them otherwise.
They'd know that there's no such thing as an employee consenting to working for a poverty wage, working in unsafe conditions, working long hours, or working without taking breaks. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to paying a bank overdraft fee. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to student loan debt. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to medical bills. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to generating profit for banks or landlords in order to have a place to live and being evicted or foreclosed when you lose your source of income. They'd know that there's no such thing as consenting to a police search. They'd know that there's no such thing as a child who's okay with their parents spanking them. They'd know that being dependent on someone does not mean that you can never criticize them. They'd know that if it's considered abusive to simply play along when someone obeys, then it has to be much more abusive to actively expect to be obeyed, which many adults do to them.
And people who benefit from a society based on coercion masquerading as freedom wouldn't like that.
So instead, teenagers are taught something dismissive. They're taught that what they want doesn't matter. They're taught that they're too young to know what love is. They're taught "it's the law". They're taught things that are insulting to their intelligence, which they'll naturally rebel against.
it is very important to learn how to do cpr and learn first aid. i did it and even though it can be scary, it can save lives. honestly if you can, do it
“HADES : Tell them that you weren’t hungry, tell them you followed the pomegranates seeds because they taste like blood, like love.”
— Pauline Albanese, The Closed Doors (via houseborgia)
At this point, might as well try some web magic
i lost track of who i have and haven't booped about 5 boops in now im just clicking the button whenever i see it. get bapped