Rosalie Should've Beaten Edwards Ass When She Found Out He Was Stalking Bella

🎶Zeus fucked around fucked around

And now Hera's making sure he's finding out🎶

Geena Davis in "Earth Girls Are Easy" (dir. Julien Temple - 1988)

@chronosfear

Just a Spirk meme I made.

@wonderingsam

snape knits because of course he does, feat. a very entertained minerva. 🧶

(also we’ve both had enough of summer pls)

for @wellpresseddaisy since i kept remembering you while drawing this :)

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

Fun fact my brother once asked me what a pinecone made of tongues would look like and now I've lost control of my life

…i hate this website someone please draw this

my absolute favourite thing about the kirk and spock dynamic is that the whole time you’re watching the show spock is gaslighting you into thinking that kirk is this loose canon and spock is paragon of logic keeping his captain on the straight and narrow when its very clearly the other way round. aside from the being turned on by everyone and fighting like an old-timey boxer…. kirk is just like.. quite a logical, stable guy. like yeah he rules with his emotions but he’s rarely reckless or erratic, even in situations of immense pressure he’s always calm and measured. sure kirk is unhinged and insane, but we knew that right off the bat. spock on the other hand tries to hide how insanely balls to the walls crazy he is by standing next to jim and hiding all his derangement with logic. i think the reason bones beefs with spock so much because he is the only one who has noticed that spock is an absolutely unhinged individual. (jim is too busy doodling <3 mr jim spock <3 all over his briefings to notice)

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

If you're in a pinch and thread and needles are unavailable, I'd recommend using superglue to hold yourself together

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

I hope everyone who opposes abortion literally dies. I do not give a fuck I hope you fucking die