Shin's Socialisation Is Going Just Fine

✨90s rom com style au ✨

What happens when the Jock falls behind on her literature assignment and has to beg the over achiever cheer captian to tutor her? The pair both begin to learn from each other and both begin to feel more than just friends. That is until the jocks friends reveal Kate’s secret and Kate bishop has to fight to prove herself to Yelena.

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Stormtrooper: Here are your howlers.

Shin: I want a white one

Stormtrooper: That's what we have

Shin crossing her arms and pouting: I won't get on that if it's not white.

Stormtrooper: You can tell your Padawan that...

Baylan: That's not the same shade of black as my clothes.

Stormtrooper: But sir...

Baylan: Do we speak in Ewok?

Shin taking out her lightsaber : Go and look for some that match our outfits or they'll have to get other mercenaries.

Kate showing off Yelena in her stories before their romantic date in Paris💜💜💜

Ok so why the way Clint described how he met Natasha for the first time fit perfectly to Kate and Yelena’s first encounter.

This definitely means something about their relationship in the future …

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Note: The header image is a photo capture of a gif edit by @seaquell . The gift edit is beautiful and can be seen above on my blog.

This is the first chapter or fic where I have entered into the romantic shipping of these two characters. I may continue in this vein, but for now, this idea worked out pretty good. I hope you enjoy it.  

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Two Times Yelena came to Kate’s bed and one time she didn’t.

It had been about a month since Yelena decided to stay with Kate. It had never been discussed. Kate had never given her a key. The blonde spy had never needed one. Yelena would simply let herself in after whatever job she would go off to do. She would crash on the futon when she returned; most of those first nights without any covers and still in her tactical gear. Sometimes, either she or Kate would make dinner, something simple. But most of the time they were on their own. They were friends, after all, not a couple.

Yelena didn’t complain, but there was something in her ‘my business is not yours’ and ‘for your own safety’ comments that gave Kate the impression that the blonde assassin didn’t care for her new bosses. Of course, it was possible she was being protective which made Kate smile wistfully.

When Kate had gone to bed that evening, Yelena had not yet returned. She waited for a while, scrolling her Instagram, which was nothing more than news items and celebrity postings. It was a sobering and sad moment for her, realizing she had no friends, or acquaintances for that matter. She drifted off to thinking of the Bartons and their nice nuclear family.

The brunette stirred awake when she felt movement in the bed. Someone or something had touched her leg. She sat up straight in shock and though to room was dark, she notice the blonde hair and lovely, oddly peaceful, face of her friend Yelena.  

The blonde was dead asleep and had apparently gotten into the bed silently and simply gone to sleep. Kate laid back down as quietly as possible, resting her head on the pillow facing Yelena. Her friend was beautiful. Was it creepy to watch her sleep? After all, they weren’t a couple. She imagined the assassin knowing she was watching her sleep and pretending to be asleep just the scare the crap out of her at any moment. But, she didn’t. Kate also marveled at forwardness of Yelena getting into her bed. Did the woman even consider that Kate might not have wanted it? Or, did she think, or already know, that Kate had fantasized about it many times?

From where her head lay, Kate could see that Yelena was still wearing her tactical suit, at least the under armour long sleeve that zipped up to her neck. Without removing any covers, Kate lightly touched her friend’s leg with a big toe. Yes, she was still wearing her spy pants for lack of a better term. Kate thought it could not be comfortable to sleep in those clothes. She thought they might be too hot, too itchy with sweat. She could how sweat had dried in her hair, at the temples and scalp. Yelena Belova was in her bed. The mysterious woman had literally broken into her life, first making herself at home in her apartment, now making herself at home in her bed. Was Kate such a pushover or did it go deeper than that.

“Do not overthink, Kate Bishop,” Yelena said through a yawn. “It will keep us both awake. Do you want me to go to futon?”

“No,” Kate replied, easily. “You’re fine.”

“Okay. Good night.”

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Some of them were interesting to me, so it is very possible that I am writing some of them, they want me to upload them here or in Archive ir our own?

Yelena and Kate prompts because I’m too lazy to write it myself:

So I keep on seeing the same kind of fanfic over and over again which is just Yelena breaking into Kate’s apartment and they hang out or explore New York. Which is okay, but starting to get repetitive.

So why not spice it up a bit with complex stories? With some external problems that they need to deal with?

Feel free to write out these prompts. These could be written as romantic or platonic. Just tag me or send me a link to it so I can read it 😊 and I would appreciate credits for the idea.

1. What if Kate Bishop got brainwashed by Kingpin?

In this story Kingpin somehow had gotten the last Black Widow Mind Control Serum in the world and he used it on Kate. This happens when they fought in that toy store in Episode 6. So during the aftermath, Clint ends up trying to look for Kate now that she’s missing. After discovering that she’s been brainwashed, Clint travels to St. Petersburg to seek for Yelena’s help to cure Kate and free her.

Head canon: Alexei and Melina try to attack him first before Yelena got the chance to explain that Clint wasn’t responsible for Nat’s death.

(I imagined this to have multiple chapters with a strong plot and storyline. Multiple obstacles, with some heartfelt moments)

2. Kate Bishop’s aunt is Valentina (Yelena’s boss)

So a really intense fight leaves Kate and Yelena injured. They both are in need for patching up and the closest place to lay low is Kate’s Aunt’s place. They both spend the night trying to heal each other with ice packs and stitches. Yelena sleeps on the couch but when she wakes up she meets Valentina (Kate’s Aunt). Protecting Kate, Val and Yelena pretend they don’t know each other but when they’re alone they have a conversation about their relationship with Kate. Val warns Yelena to leave Kate alone, but Yelena threatens to tell Kate that her aunt works with killers for hire. Tensions rise unknowingly to Kate. (Tbh I find this more of a dramedy than angst) it would be funny if all three of them have lunch together and Val and Yelena pretend to get along while Kate lies to her aunt that she’s not a superhero.

3. Clint, Natasha, Kate, Yelena - Game Night

Chaotic, fun, comedy one shot. They do pictionary, charades, Uno, Monopoly, Slaps, twister. It’s all fun and games until they get competitive. It’s a family fun night!

4. What if Kate and Yelena gets high and they try to hide it from Natasha and Clint?

Comedy, could be a one shot or a series. It could be accidental or on purpose. But it could take place in any of these situations:

On a mission, Kate was accidentally drugged by an evil scientist but she escapes and she gets super high. She and Yelena try to hide that from Nat and Clint, seeing that this is their first big mission together.

Kate and Yelena are babysitting Clint’s kids but the kids are struggling with getting along with Yelena. So Yelena tries to prove that she’s cool. But then the both find a pot brownie in Cooper’s bedroom. When Clint enters Cooper’s room, in a moment of panic, Yelena shoves the whole brownie in her mouth and ingests it to make sure Cooper doesn’t get in trouble. This earns her a point from Coop. When Clint and Laura leave, Yelena gets incredibly high and Kate has to take care of 1 kid, 2 teenagers, and a high Russian assassin. Great. (Based off B99 Rosa Diaz being high)

They’re all on a mission. And it’s chaotic and funny.

Clint and Nat babysit them while they’re high.

Orrr just twist it up and have Clint and Nat get high. Then Yelena and Kate has to deal with it.

5. Yelena and Kate partner up and try to save Natasha and Clint

Self-explanatory. Could be serious or funny. Or both.

6. All original Avengers turn into toddlers and the New/Young Avengers has to take care of them and try to find a way to get them back as adults.

Yelena taking embarrassing pictures of toddler Natasha. Kate, Lowkey scared to take care of Clint. Peter B. using tiktok or Instagram filters to distract the kids. Bucky and Sam arguing over how to take care of baby supersoldier Steve Rogers. Etc.

7. All New/Young Avengers turn into toddlers and the Avengers has to find a way to turn them back.

I can imagine Natasha having the time of her life with baby Yelena. And Clint is just a tired dad with Kate. Tony stark is trying to be a dad to Peter Parker. Steve doesn’t know what to do with Bucky and Sam. WandaVision are ultimate parents in this, Thor takes care of Loki or whatever, etc. Imagine Scott taking care of his baby daughter again (or even funnier if he had to take care of baby hank LOL). Banner and Dr strange is just so done but they’re trying to find a way to reverse this.

8. Kate and Yelena spy on Natasha and Clint (and fail)

Clint and Natasha have an important meeting and they are trying to convince the Avengers (or the government) to get Kate and Yelena to officially be part of the team. Meanwhile Kate and Yelena try to spy on them through the vents or outside the building’s window. And Clint and Natasha try to make sure that no one looks up or outside. Chaotic, funny. And IT HAS TO END with Yelena and Kate falling into the room with Yelena landing in a perfect pose and Kate lying on the ground Ungracefully.

9. Clint and Natasha spy on Kate and Yelena

This one could be romantic: where Kate and Yelena are on a date. And Clint and Nat are excited for their kiddos; or oblivious it’s a date but curious on why they are acting like that around each other.

This fix could also be platonic: Kate and Yelena have been acting sus and secretive so Nat and Clint try spying on them. Turns out, they just wanna go party at some secret club.

10. Yelena and Kate have a training session together

They spar. Yelena teaches Kate how to use her Widows bites and Kate teaches Yelena archery.

11 . Kate and Yelena swap bodies with Natasha and Clint.

This is because of Dr. strange.

At first it’s fun. Bc Kate as Clint, and Yelena as Natasha, get some Avengers perks: free meals, discounted or free clothes, free cab rides, etc.

Downside: Looking like an avenger means their enemies think you’re the enemy. So Kate and Yelena end up being captured and confronted and fighting some enemy they don’t even know. So they pretend to know this guy, but it ends up in a fight after Kate accidentally insults them.

For Clint as Kate and Natasha as Yelena, they’re enjoying not being noticed. They love the lack of attention. However they can’t get away with things like they used to (like beating up bad guys without getting arrested). They end up looking for Kate as Clint and Yelena as Natasha, and try to rescue them. By the end, they get their bodies back with the help of Dr. strange.

12. What if Yelena and Kate went on Vormir?

- I need a version where Kate sacrifices herself (and brings back Natasha)

- and I need a version where Yelena sacrifices herself (and sees Natasha again)

This whole story goes through the 5 stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance

Either way: there’s a Natasha and Yelena reunion. But Clint is gonna grieve so hard over Kate or Yelena.

13. Clint, Natasha, Kate, Yelena in an escape room. Then went Axe throwing. Then paintball. And to top it off: a Rage Room.

For team bonding, each of them decide what activity to do for the night.

Kate first suggested to do an escape room. At first, Yelena, Nat, and Clint were not really into it. But the more clues they solved, the more excited and invested they became.

Kate is really smart so I feel like she’d be the one who would really solve the clues. (She’s a PI in the comics so)

Yelena tried to play off cool, but she is Lowkey excited to try something remotely normal. She’s the kind of gal who likes fun.

Natasha would point out all the inaccuracies of the theme (let’s say the theme is either a bank heist or a super spy thing)

Clint doesn’t really understand the concept of escape rooms. He keeps suggesting different ways to exit but it’s not part of the room (example: using the vents or breaking the window) so he keeps breaking parts of the room thats not part of the game.

Next, Clint suggests Axe-Throwing, as it’s such an activity that involves aim but it’s really cool. And everyone is into it. Clint never misses. But he got bored so he aims towards the moving objects. Kate misses a couple times but once she hits the target, she doesn’t miss again. Yelena suggests different places to Nat to aim at, and Natasha hits those prompted targets (even if it’s not part of the activity, ex: a sign). Yelena only misses a couple times but is close to the target. She dares Kate to throw an axe to her (since both of them lacks self-preservation), and Yelena promises she’ll catch it. Nat and Clint try to intervene because anyone gets hurt. It’s chaotic and awesome.

Then Nat suggests Painball: I can imagine them going into teams. Either Widows vs Hawkeyes or OG avengers vs new avengers. Or to spice it up Kate/Natasha vs Clint/Yelena. Either way, it involves tactics, strategy, chaos, and competitiveness. It’s last man standing. It also may involve hand-to-hand combat.

Finally, Yelena suggests the last place they go to: a Rage Room. They all have a blast and just smash a bunch of things.

This part must have the line: “I understand why the Hulk loves smashing so much”

They end the night with drinks and laughter.

14. Clint and Natasha time travel to the future to find they’ve been replaced!

So Clint and Natasha (any timeline before Vormir) time travel to the future, and find out that Hawkeye and Widow in the future are Nat’s sister, Yelena, and some rich kid, Kate.

At first they spy on them, but they eventually get caught and meet the future Hawkeye and Widow.

Friendly Reminder that Louisa May Alcott and Emily Dickinson shared a generation, and a coast.

[I don't ship Yelena and Kate romantically, but I very much ship this version of Amy March and this version of Emily Dickinson, don't crucify me, pls.]