My Vision For Genderfluid Sausage

Aww, it's okay Tim. I'm sorry for calling you a damaged egg.

Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy

yes that is my name!!

You know what it means :) And Mog, my dear Mog, you couldn't be more suspicious right now even if you tried.

Oh, good! I was going to be one way or another, but I'm glad it happened willingly! I will be the best best woman. Watch.

How else are you going to learn what size it is though? It'll be much less suspicious if I ask, after all! It's not as if I'm the one who's been watching him with those lovesick eyes all this time.

hayyyyyyy random question but- DoYouHappenToKnowSausagesRingSizeNoReasonAtAllImAskingAndCantAskHim-

— @mogs-mailbox

I see, I see! I do not know his ring size unfortunately, but I'll be sure to ask the next time I get the chance!

And I'm happy for you! I mean, we all knew it was gonna happen sooner or later i expected later but I'm happy regardless! I will be coming to the wedding regardless of if I get invited or not, by the way. Love you lots Mog!

It did, you can even ask Scar!! You just forgot. Because of the brain damage.

grabs your small damaged egg like this

couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3

based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao

@gtwscars-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox !!!!

i miss them so much it's not even funny anymore chat

the designs are @y0gurtfae 's!!! please go check out their peak art <3

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

ZombieCleo has been EATEN by Bdoubleo100

WHAT?!

gotta encourage the doomed yaoi in one way or another

hey scar

when r u going to confess ur love for me so we can start dating alr

-grian

@grians-mailbox ??????????????? dude you're never escaping the gay allegations after this one

[WHAT IN THE SCARIAN SCANDAL,,,]

yes. superfan.

it’s been awhile since ariana griande has been spotted.

that’s so weird.

maybe we’ll see her soon?

[ I know this is an LDshadowlady blog but MY LOVE FOR PIRATES PREVAILS. -luanne ]

too much talking!!

matching profile pictures LMAOOOO who's with me

these damn herons just love talking about themselves huh. guess who has a loose tongue after a few drinks. better screw that thing back on before that kite grabs your tail

Why I adore your hair. Lovely color! Tell me, is there anything you’ve wished to Know? I’ve been positively bored out of my mind with striking deals, so I’ve switched to a more generous approach. Anything you’d like, I can most probably tell you!

- Stardust 💫

( @stardusts-mailbox )

Oh, thank you! Anything I wish to know? Hmm... I can't think of much, so how about you tell me about yourself? It's completely fine if not, however. Thank you for your offer!

I'd like to think I'm a pretty good perch!

believe it or not, quite a few hermits actually work as perches for me to land on, though tanking my landing isn’t the same as keeping me up.

lotta people think mumbo and scar but scar’s jumpy if i don’t announce myself prior.

@mumbos-mailbox is good though i’m not sure how long he can withstand the weight— and i don’t want my talons ruining his suit.

@docs-mailbox is probably the best of them all, when i catch him! doesn’t stumble and i can dig my talons in for a prettyyyy long time.